tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20229897122733884232024-02-18T21:41:37.777-08:00CurrentsDusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-35522498986822921252010-12-22T12:38:00.000-08:002010-12-22T12:50:19.496-08:00Holiday help<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> <w:splitpgbreakandparamark/> <w:dontvertaligncellwithsp/> 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mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal">In this season of celebration, when even families of humble means somehow find reasons for comfort and joy, we shouldn’t forget those who are truly suffering deprivation and hardship.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">An eloquent plea to ease such suffering came last week from <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/topics/dan-akerson/">Dan Akerson</a>, CEO <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdWZGj1dCjVyFx_Hjmv8xVgaWDOsCplwyH5SoEApMkftbG9ZwVPYKaqPqOZtj-Ok3-gz9xGQONRaZsAkuFFdEO_4yW0ngWPpv9FdO70D4_y-wFg8aGat1WWf8w4VWAeIHy_DF2w31C_eE/s1600/Boardroom.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdWZGj1dCjVyFx_Hjmv8xVgaWDOsCplwyH5SoEApMkftbG9ZwVPYKaqPqOZtj-Ok3-gz9xGQONRaZsAkuFFdEO_4yW0ngWPpv9FdO70D4_y-wFg8aGat1WWf8w4VWAeIHy_DF2w31C_eE/s320/Boardroom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553611094817096802" border="0" /></a>of General Motors, and it’s truly heart-wrenching.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">In a speech to the <a href="http://76.12.110.61/economic_home.html">Economic Club</a> in Washington, Akerson said government limits on executive compensation at bailed-out companies are hurting GM’s ability to keep top talent. “We have to be able,” Akerson said, “to attract and retain great people.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Let’s presume he means a different set of “great people” from the ones who steered the American auto industry into bankruptcy, then flew to Washington in <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/WallStreet/story?id=6285739&page=1">private corp</a><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/WallStreet/story?id=6285739&page=1">orate jets</a> to schmooze Congress for twelve-digit welfare.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Mind you, Akerson, who says GM has learned “a lesson in humility,” isn’t pleading his own case. He’ll unselfishly make do on the meager $9 million a year the heavy hand of big government grudgingly allows him.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">No, he’s arguing on behalf of the other GM executives he had the unhappy duty of telling not to expect increases or bonuses next year. Think about it: There are people in Detroit who might not be able to buy that chalet in Aspen, or build another wing on the house at <a href="http://www.grossepointecity.org/index.asp">Grosse Pointe</a>. The yacht on Lake Erie might have to go another year without a new Jacuzzi.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">If you can live with that, Ebenezer Scrooge has nothing on you.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">We’ve heard this “<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/books/98/03/15/home/halberstam-best.html">best and the brightest</a>” argument before. In fact, a historian named <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/24/arts/24halberstam.html">David Halberstam</a> wrote a book by that name. It’s about the Ivy League brain trust that led the Kennedy and Johnson administrations deeper and deeper into the Vietnam War.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">By the way … how’d that work out?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’m not comparing General Motors to Vietnam, but they do have this in common: Both are on the American taxpayer’s tab. In fact, we still own a third of GM.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">So it’s up to us. Yes,<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1aS0RSZOLPCas6srK1cCyucR0ncRtX8PBHTwWBdJNx18uLQWKF08TbSz5AY680VJktv42-WJydGqUgNHczD4LB-9gHiCGQWTUAneMHl9PY0-6Z9DWFgTmlL32uHJboOl_6bqDBBBW5XU/s1600/GM.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1aS0RSZOLPCas6srK1cCyucR0ncRtX8PBHTwWBdJNx18uLQWKF08TbSz5AY680VJktv42-WJydGqUgNHczD4LB-9gHiCGQWTUAneMHl9PY0-6Z9DWFgTmlL32uHJboOl_6bqDBBBW5XU/s320/GM.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553611236287499474" border="0" /></a> I know budgets are already strained this time of year. I know some of us are having a tough time just getting by. I know unemployment is close to double digits. And I know we’ve already given GM close to $50 billion. But that’s clearly not enough.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">So let’s open our hearts and wallets just a little wider for those who really need it. If you’d like to help, call 1-800-55-GIMME. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Or just write a big check to <a href="http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=general+motors+bailout&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart">General Motors</a>. By now, we should all be used to that.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span></p>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-19992538548537509392010-09-02T15:08:00.000-07:002010-09-02T15:33:07.256-07:00None of the below<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeIJJEXh4THG3uDUoDRc9ssAUCNIPylWQEAIjvJp7a_3GDKKVpmzsLdIOxwwwqL3BzjaZjWfefF6IqjuI6TyuU7EQEt8ANLyHqvxo2FPk5kT_tz-L4gIkjNdzpfiSxm7DlGqXmIqSUl-E/s1600/TTbeck.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 344px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeIJJEXh4THG3uDUoDRc9ssAUCNIPylWQEAIjvJp7a_3GDKKVpmzsLdIOxwwwqL3BzjaZjWfefF6IqjuI6TyuU7EQEt8ANLyHqvxo2FPk5kT_tz-L4gIkjNdzpfiSxm7DlGqXmIqSUl-E/s400/TTbeck.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512445170293010674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />A semi-regular e-mail correspondent -- an articulate heckler, really -- sent me something about the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703618504575459612802925600.html">Beckstock</a> festival in Washington. The gist of it was that he fully expected the likes of <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/">Keith Olbermann</a> and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036697/">Chris Matthews</a> to mock the spectacle of thousands of people in prayer. <p class="MsoNormal">I didn’t respond. I seldom do. He’s a Last Word obsessive, so it’s easier just to let his first word and his last be the same. Life is just too damn short for some forms of aggravation.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">But the idea of Glenn Beck (speaking of hecklers) leading a spiritual renewal of America is like a sick joke that’s perversely funny and mostly just disgusting. If that <span style="font-style: italic;">weren’t</span> greeted by hoots of derision, and not just by the likes of Olbermann and Matthews, I’d be greatly disappointed.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Mocking prayer per se would indeed be immoral. Mocking a made-for-TV prayer choreographed for a bomb-lobbing commentator’s political propaganda and profit is a moral imperative.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">A critic – I think <a href="http://www.online-literature.com/wilde/">Oscar Wilde</a>, but might be wrong – supposedly said of <a href="http://www.online-literature.com/dickens/">Dickens</a>’ tearjerker <span style="font-style: italic;">The Old Curiosity Shop</span> that “anybody who didn’t laugh when Little Nell died has a heart of stone.” The principle seems relevant and applicable here.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">So does <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/daily/may98/goldwater30.htm">Barry Goldwater</a>’s famous comment on the so-called <a href="http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/391738/Moral-Majority">Moral Majority</a>, when he declared that good Christians should “line up and kick Jerry Falwell’s ass.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Point being: Mocking God and mocking charlatans who claim to speak for Him aren’t, never have been, and never wi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqoWdDoo74hclJUjrAn_v39MzSpku9yDiG5KulRC5zItFVLNd3b4Dy5Ew0La1nJQHsUWkOf688QAiYyO2LmLxuxwBHMuZ05NISPT9kdUK3JV2lxX9fKJ5Z_GSvFm3YJjJIcrTwgJB9xDk/s1600/Sharpton.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqoWdDoo74hclJUjrAn_v39MzSpku9yDiG5KulRC5zItFVLNd3b4Dy5Ew0La1nJQHsUWkOf688QAiYyO2LmLxuxwBHMuZ05NISPT9kdUK3JV2lxX9fKJ5Z_GSvFm3YJjJIcrTwgJB9xDk/s400/Sharpton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5512444416363764082" border="0" /></a>ll be the same thing.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">And speaking of charlatans…</p> <p class="MsoNormal">While Beck and his flock were gathered on the mall once filled for Martin Luther King Jr.’s most famous speech, the Right Reverend <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20014950-503544.html">Al Sharpton</a> was in another part of town holding a counter … whatever.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Sharpton, as he no doubt would like everybody to forget, rose to national prominence in 1987 as enabler-in-chief of the <a href="http://topics.nytimes.com/topics/reference/timestopics/people/b/tawana_brawley/index.html">Tawana Brawley</a> hoax. That breathtakingly reckless episode brought New York to the brink of racial meltdown over the alleged gang rape of a 15-year-old black girl by white men -- including, supposedly, a New York police officer. The whole thing was later exposed as a hoax, for which Sharpton and others were ordered to pay defamation damages, but for which he has refused for more than two decades to apologize.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Maybe in Al’s world, being a venerable civil rights leader means never having to say you’re sorry. In my world, he’s hardly any less absurd an heir to the MLK legacy than Glenn Beck.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">It occurs to me that maybe that’s the real message of these dueling gasbags: Do they really represent what America has to choose between? If so, then we really do have reason to pray. </p>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-75110495249443658712010-08-25T12:08:00.000-07:002010-08-25T12:47:39.254-07:00Ebbs and eddies<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNNNTeEKAIq0AvgxkvDiX0gCFop0K4Dc2hQIKIi0FhRoXB1c6WtAZt0UB8k9MH8B6vUjpFjoxGmMIKNr3E2qWZdp_jpyVPPR_PZiO1qbpu_eUwN8KrawV9_skN-MWcT10QhburWmno78/s1600/20010628_CONSTITUTION.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTNNNTeEKAIq0AvgxkvDiX0gCFop0K4Dc2hQIKIi0FhRoXB1c6WtAZt0UB8k9MH8B6vUjpFjoxGmMIKNr3E2qWZdp_jpyVPPR_PZiO1qbpu_eUwN8KrawV9_skN-MWcT10QhburWmno78/s320/20010628_CONSTITUTION.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509435890760744482" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Cognitive dissonance</span><br />I call your attention to an excellent story in the online edition of the <a href="http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/082410/new_699342810.shtml">Athens Banner-Herald</a>. This should be required reading for anybody who takes seriously Republicans’ self-serving and self-evidently ludicrous blather about their deep and abiding respect for the Constitution, and how it’s being destroyed by the (activists, socialists, Marxists, radicals, Dementors, Legions of Lord Voldemort … pick your bug-eyed epithet of choice) of the “democrat party” and the Obama administration. <p class="MsoNormal">Trust me: When people who totally trashed the Bill of Rights in the name of fighting terror tell you how much they love the Constitution, you should definitely listen.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">But that’s not what the Athens piece is about. It’s about the curious ways some Republicans have of squaring their supposed reverence for the Constitution with their agenda to rewrite it.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia explains: "We need to do a lot of tweaking to make the Constitution as it was originally intended, instead of some perverse idea of what the Constitution says and does."</p> <p class="MsoNormal">OK, linguists and logicians. Break <i style="">that</i> one down<b style="">.<o:p></o:p></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">So … the Constitution needs “tweaking” to make it “as it was originally intended.” Which, it should go without saying, is something the likes of Paul Broun and Jeff Sessions and <a href="http://nixcurrents.blogspot.com/2009/05/pure-democracy.html">Michele Bachmann</a> understand infinitely better than intellectual midgets like James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, George Mason, etc., who wrote it in the first place.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Bachmann’s proposed amendment is especially priceless. The founder of the congressional tea party caucus and one of the most consistently entertaining spokesloons of the Nutcase Right wants the Constitution to restrict the president's ability to sign international treaties. Why? Because she’s convinced the Obama administration could replace our monetary system with some sort of global currency.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">‘Fess up, now: Weren’t you getting nostalgic for those halcyon days of <a href="http://zapatopi.net/blackhelicopters/">black helicopters</a> and unconditional U.S. surrender to the Trilateral Commission?</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style=""><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Still reeks</span><o:p></o:p></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">The <a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2010/08/24/1241510/judge-troy-davis-fails-to-prove.html">Troy Anthony Davis</a> case stinks. There’s just nothing about either the conviction – or, for that matter, some of the defenses of this guy -- that smells like justice.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Davis, in case you’ve been on Mars for the last 20 years, is on Death Row for the 1989 murder of Mark McPhail, a Savannah police officer who, although he was off duty at the time (working security for Burger King), heroically rushed to the defense of a homeless man who was being assaulted, and got shot to death for his trouble.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">McPhail was a Columbus High alum, and his family still lives here. I can’t imagine what they must be feeling, and maybe I need to admit I’d probably feel exactly the way they do. They’ve been waiting more than 20 years for justice, and they want this over with.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">But when people as distinguished, as different and as ideologically diverse as Jimmy Carter, Bob Barr, Desmond Tutu and former FBI chief Williams Sessions all say there’s something wrong with this conviction, you have to wonder.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">U.S. District Judge William T. Moore Jr. said of Davis’ latest – and perhaps last – evidentiary review that it “casts some additional, minimal doubt on his conviction” but is “largely smoke and mirrors." </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Just how much “additional, minimal doubt” about the guilt of somebody sentenced to die should it take to give reasonable people pause?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The bigger question, and one that really eats at me: Why are we, as individuals and as a culture, so much more outraged about the possibility of somebody guilty getting off light than we are about somebody innocent being imprisoned or executed? </p> <p class="MsoNormal">There’s just no moral stature in that. None.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Speaking of innocence …</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">A Houston man was set free last month after 27 years – twenty-seven <span style="font-style: italic;">years</span>, man – for a gang rape he had no part in. DNA evidence excluded him as one of the perpetrators. <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7128807.html">Michael Anthony Green</a> is 45, meaning he’s spent more than half his life in the pen for a violent crime he didn’t commit.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Oh, and here’s a nice footnot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikPxEs2dNDJhnOo17Ismq5nPCm8QuD3qVlc4LAEYmmdf-n3qmX3SP2XFO7ubSr0XwSGyop2UHqJbfj3JLOeQjD9vIYUwzHMY-Zd_E9U8gZqiGp5emg_U-67y_MQ5E10GVtqZRFjDdA2dg/s1600/20040512_PRISON.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikPxEs2dNDJhnOo17Ismq5nPCm8QuD3qVlc4LAEYmmdf-n3qmX3SP2XFO7ubSr0XwSGyop2UHqJbfj3JLOeQjD9vIYUwzHMY-Zd_E9U8gZqiGp5emg_U-67y_MQ5E10GVtqZRFjDdA2dg/s320/20040512_PRISON.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509436023201414258" border="0" /></a>e: Authorities now know who did do it, but the statute of limitations has expired. So three guilty guys are free, and Green has been in the slammer since he was 18.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">The atrocious frequency of stories like this would trigger all our sanctimonious superiority about human rights and justice if they took place in places like Iran or Libya (which, no doubt, they do). So why does this keep happening here, and why does it keep getting relegated to the back rows of our collective consciousness and conscience?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Here’s what we should do. We pass laws that say whenever one of these wrongly convicted folks is cleared, there is an immediate and detailed review of the arrest, investigation, trial and conviction. And anybody found to have engaged in willful misconduct does the time society owes the dude who just got out. Every damn hour of it.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Police blotter</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">A Houston priest is free on bond after allegedly threatening insurance giant Aflac and its employees with violence.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">John Rouse –<i style=""><a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/2010/08/25/1242269/priest-accused-of-threatening.html">Father <span style="font-style: normal;">John Rouse</span></a></i>, according to his lawyer – is accused of suggesting to a customer service rep that if his claim wasn’t settled promptly, he’d be back with (a) a shotgun, (b) a bomb, and/or (3) an airplane.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Obviously, this guy hasn’t been convicted of anything, so let’s play it by the book and presume him innocent. But if he’s not, you have to wonder: Just what denomination does this Padre represent? Whatever it’s selling, I’m pretty sure I don’t want any.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Vocabulary update</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal">TV puts people into totally artificial and contrived situations and calls it “reality.”</p> Sports fans wager real money on real games involving real players and call it "fantasy."<br /><br />What am I missing?<br />***Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-25180265782311676262010-08-20T15:43:00.000-07:002010-08-20T16:00:25.870-07:00Unhallowed reflections<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKn1839TM6G8rtEe_jhhEQVBdgcDUWNrdB6FE400ISNV7N4gkZVeSRjgiO4Ri3LdL3XJjl8LYRCf54Cu85MfDyc8KQdNR_jgzT8fTC_VE5qNDG3tILRmIjhtwsOYrcTxu2BJmja0Mmv3s/s1600/NAmosque.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKn1839TM6G8rtEe_jhhEQVBdgcDUWNrdB6FE400ISNV7N4gkZVeSRjgiO4Ri3LdL3XJjl8LYRCf54Cu85MfDyc8KQdNR_jgzT8fTC_VE5qNDG3tILRmIjhtwsOYrcTxu2BJmja0Mmv3s/s320/NAmosque.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507626847423923954" border="0" /></a>How helpful it is that our convictions on the “Ground Zero Mosque” now define our loyalty as Americans – and, for some of us, as Christians.<br /><br />The term itself, of course, is an exploitive lie, calculated to incite the easily flammable jingoist passion that passes among the devoutly ignorant as patriotism. It’s a term that ought to be, but hasn’t been, handled with care; it’s slimed with red-meat drippings and Fox mucus.<br /><br />The proposed Islamic facility in question is two city blocks from the site of the World Trade Center that a bunch of Saudi Islamofascists (Saudis, remember, are our allies. The good guys. Our petro-partners.) destroyed not quite nine years ago, along with the lives of a couple of thousand Americans – Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, agnostics, atheists.<br /><br />May every murderous barbarian even remotely responsible for that attack who isn’t dead already die a violent death or a slow and excruciatingly painful one, and fry in Hell forever after. Amen.<br /><br />Meanwhile, some of the arguments for why American citizens who own that property shouldn’t build – in some shrunken minds, shouldn’t be <span style="font-style: italic;">allowed</span> to build – a community center and mosque there are enough to numb mind and soul alike.<br /><br />First, there’s the charge that this is “insensitive.” Let’s pass over for a moment the grotesque irony of that argument coming from, among others, those legendary paragons of sensitivity at Radio Right. The historic “sensitivity” of some people acting in the name of Christianity should curdle the blood today as readily as it has spilled blood in centuries past.<br /><br />Oh, so you don’t want to be tarred with the Crusades or the Inquisition? Then don’t tar American Muslims with 9-11. How damn hard is that? Wasn’t it President Bush who said, soon after Sept. 11 and many times afterward, that Islam is not the enemy? It was perhaps the finest and most principled message of his otherwise disastrous presidency.<br /><br />(On a purely personal, and probably irrelevant, note re the “sensitivity” issue: A fellow Methodist who thinks some of my political convictions are un-Christian once brought me – I swear to God – an Ann Coulter book. I’m sure reading it would have brought me closer to Jesus, perhaps by infusing me with the proper contempt for the terror attack widows Coulter called “9-11 whores.”)<br /><br />Then there’s the “sacred” or “hallowed” ground argument. Politicians are big on this one.<br /><br />I’ve got news for you: If a two-block radius around Ground Zero is “hallowed,” then the Reverence Police have apparently missed a few strip clubs, porn shops and other, more respectable caverns of commerce. (Wall Street, come to think of it, isn’t all that far away. How sacred is that?) If the Muslims are unwelcome in this sizeable “hallowed” chunk of lower Manhattan, there are a few hundred thousand money changers who need to be chased out of the temple along with them.<br /><br />And I’ve heard enough tiresome variations on “Would the Taliban let Christians build a church?” to make a buzzard gag.<br /><br />Aside from the reckless insult of conflating American citizens of the Islamic faith with a horde of violently misogynistic fanatics, here’s a point I must sadly conclude isn’t as obvious as I naively thought it would be:<br /><br />Aren’t we supposed to be better than that?<br /><br />A Muslim group wants to build a mosque and community center on American property they own as American citizens and taxpayers. And to listen to some of the noise, you’d think al Qaeda had planted a flag on the still-smoking WTC site and was dancing on the rubble.<br /><br />And to think this self-righteous bile is being spewed in the name of American values and Christianity. Thank God – literally – if you don’t believe it represents either. If it did, what an ugly and damning indictment of both.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FOOTNOTE:</span> On the regional front, meaning here in Georgia, the mosque issue has surfaced in two political races. In the governor’s race, both Republican Nathan Deal and Democrat Roy Barnes are against it. In a congressional race, both Republican Mike Keown and Democrat Sanford Bishop are against it.<br /><br />So Republicans are fueling divisive resentment, while the Democrats are pants-wetting scared of being labeled “weak” or “soft” on something, thus reaffirming how weak and soft they are.<br /><br />What else is new?<br /><br />* * *Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-59920512249596904272010-08-12T14:38:00.000-07:002010-08-12T14:51:48.677-07:00Dammit, Uncle Sam, defend my marriage<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXCRjwkzxFp2gJpeUP_IhqVUUMjuQWyIpocboQ4m5xBH7r4n86OWsQZ7N36n2ajX-f5kY-SmzycLyIH-V-JEifYHMy0UvGjClwn-K8hZB4e1yMcQUi3W9aSUB7YiM0YuN-PZyfr330xSo/s1600/marriage.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 204px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXCRjwkzxFp2gJpeUP_IhqVUUMjuQWyIpocboQ4m5xBH7r4n86OWsQZ7N36n2ajX-f5kY-SmzycLyIH-V-JEifYHMy0UvGjClwn-K8hZB4e1yMcQUi3W9aSUB7YiM0YuN-PZyfr330xSo/s320/marriage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504643285848239186" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The Homos are coming! The Homos are coming! <p class="MsoNormal">If you’re a resident of the state of holy wedlock, it’s time to bunker in and hunker down. Your marriage is under imminent threat.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">It seems Congress passed something called the <a href="http://www.domawatch.org/index.php">Defense of Marriage Act</a> back in 1996. What marriage apparently needed to be “defended” against, according to this legislative nugget, was what the Honorable <a href="http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/justices/scalia.bio.html">Antonin Scalia</a> refers to in court writings – in his strictly constitutional, non-ideological, non-activist role, of course – as the “homosexual agenda.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Well, damn. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">This is truly distressing. We were going to be celebrating our 30<sup>th</sup> wedding anniversary next year. Now, thanks to some uppity gays who want legal recognition and benefits for their relationships, and some bleeding-heart Chardonnay-swilling judge who says the feds overstepped the rightful borders of federalism, it’s all flushed right down the loo. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Maybe you’re one of those naïve types who thought the biggest threats to marriage were things like abuse, serial infidelity and adultery, epidemic divorce – boring, familiar stuff like that.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Boy, are you stupid.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Some of the reaction to the whole gay marriage thing is interesting, to put it mildly. A common theme is the Slippery Slope argument – allow gays to marry, and next we’ll be legalizing polygamy, or letting people marry sheep, mannequins, etc.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">None of which, quite frankly, would have the slightest effect on my life -- or my marriage. (Remember, the homos have already destroyed that.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">About that polygamy argument, an especially popular one with the Traditional Values folks: Ummm … maybe it’s tacky of me to bring this up, but have you had an Old Testament refresher lately? Apparently the “one man and one woman” thing wasn’t exactly binding on some earlier generations of holies.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIlb8xDV_axQy6l4ZKJ1c0h_WWp70LXKo5p4N01lidvAUN7f8R-8deP0gc8U8YCoa_-l14gLnuezHRFtIY_j9o2685nhao7-nn_4U5PxH7EocYK1JVW6V2RT_4Ww_MCHN6DE3N4AZyN8k/s1600/Gay+marriage.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIlb8xDV_axQy6l4ZKJ1c0h_WWp70LXKo5p4N01lidvAUN7f8R-8deP0gc8U8YCoa_-l14gLnuezHRFtIY_j9o2685nhao7-nn_4U5PxH7EocYK1JVW6V2RT_4Ww_MCHN6DE3N4AZyN8k/s320/Gay+marriage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504643045137847042" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal">(<a href="http://www.christiananswers.net/dictionary/abraham.html">Abraham</a>, before he was the father of three major world religions, was the father of a son by his wife’s maid. This does not seem to have diminished his divinity among Christians, Jews or Muslims – maybe the only thing those feuding branches of the same theological family tree agree on.)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">So my wife and I are going to quietly cling to the sunset days of our life together, and wait in fatalistic resignation for the hordes of pillaging leather queens and diesel dykes to rampage through what once was our marriage.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">It was nice while it lasted.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-10522496020015482882010-08-11T09:40:00.000-07:002010-08-11T09:45:57.523-07:00Donkeys have tin ears<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6wvAerTa8P_VBnQlYhzJaNeJCWIay-oGVo1LhTq9Gz08ULgXCNn49heCF9GJPqFK5doT7qfUybla6wMB5KFVz2Kv-EEWu2J6VnwVEiO703ray1f3MxeQ6imrMlkGO2cn5UgOe-hGKCRg/s1600/Donkey.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6wvAerTa8P_VBnQlYhzJaNeJCWIay-oGVo1LhTq9Gz08ULgXCNn49heCF9GJPqFK5doT7qfUybla6wMB5KFVz2Kv-EEWu2J6VnwVEiO703ray1f3MxeQ6imrMlkGO2cn5UgOe-hGKCRg/s320/Donkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504194298575202914" border="0" /></a><p class="MsoNormal">I hope this finds you at least somewhat recovered from your shock and outrage over the First Family’s vacation in Spain. If not, there are probably support groups to help you heal. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Here’s a sample from one blogger on <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/08/09/bradley-blakeman-michelle-obama-president-lady-vacation-spain-maine/">Fox Forum</a>:</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“It is disgraceful that our president and first lady are so out of touch with the plight of the average American. This ‘let them eat cake’ attitude will come back to haunt them.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Let the record show that this is the assessment of <span style="">Bradley A. Blake</span><span style="">man, formerly a deputy assistant (isn’t that redundant?) to that exemplar of ground-level populism, always in touch </span>with the plight of the average American … <span style="">George W. Bush.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">That’s pretty typical of the political chum being thrown in the water around this non-issue </span><span style="">right now, especially given the source (Fox) and the subject (anything Obama).<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">As a general principle, anybody who can listen straight-faced to some prominent Republicans -- specifically, the ones who toady to corporate robber barons or anybody even remotely associated with the Bush dynasty -- wax righteously indignant about lifestyles of vulgar opulence lacks not only a sense of humor, but quite possibly a soul.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">I mean, we’re talking about folks W. publicly sucked up to at a fundraiser as “my base – <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn4daYJzyls">the Haves and the Have Mores</a>.” The folks at $5,000-a-plate invitation-only dinners at private country clubs in places like Westchester and Palm Beach where they scarf down Maine lobster and champagne and raise millions to hire political strategists to portray Democrats as “elitists.”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">That said … <i>why do Democrats always leave themselves so open to politically damaging crap like this? </i>Why did nobody in the president’s camp see this flap </span><span style="">– justified or not – coming from a mile away?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">Because they’re Democrats. That makes them politically tone deaf, almost by definition.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">Isn’t all this white noise blasted at Michelle Obama and her children flagrantly absurd -- especially after eight years of shameless Bush excesses that make this Spain junket look like the taxpayer equivalent of an extra drinking fountain at the Smithsonian?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">Of course it’s absurd. So what?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">This stuff sticks, and if you don’t understand why, you’re tone deaf, too. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">It’s Bill Clinton’s $200 (or was it $500?) <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/200702090015">haircut</a> -- which turned out to be mostly right-wing noise, but only after Clinton had successfully been cast as a vain and arrogant emperor keeping planes circling overhead while Mr. Monique finished his custom coiffure. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">It’s the Obamas’ first White House dog being some absurdly expensive yapping purebred </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFWVUJfL3g6xUcXNEm34m0gpE5LkZO1VR7FikXR3wkjCAp5YD1ZQ_VOCS2b-oNKiKBQng-Ud2AuOL2LfV6duX6fy0K8_Q7nrTaN-K4WpyaQaVKJYdnb856pcdsk6GFAOaATlpaWG_Mm7U/s1600/Obamadog.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFWVUJfL3g6xUcXNEm34m0gpE5LkZO1VR7FikXR3wkjCAp5YD1ZQ_VOCS2b-oNKiKBQng-Ud2AuOL2LfV6duX6fy0K8_Q7nrTaN-K4WpyaQaVKJYdnb856pcdsk6GFAOaATlpaWG_Mm7U/s320/Obamadog.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504193552712266418" border="0" /></a><span style="">g</span><span style="">iven them by, of all people, Ted Kennedy. Jeez Louise.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">Hello? Did it not occur to anybody that taking the family (and of course a battalion of Secre</span><span style="">t Serv</span><span style="">ice guys) to some underfunded D.C. animal shelter, and picking out some sad sack mutt that needed a home, would have been great PR, an indelible photo-op and, oh by the way, a really cool thing to do?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">This Spain trip is Chelsea Clinton’s gazillion-dollar wedding (though, to be fair, that doesn’t seem to have been exploited for publicity or political gain).</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">It’s every vocal Hollywood liberal who shows up on the red carpet sporting a $450,000 pair of shoes.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">Want to know how Gucci Republicans manage to call Democrats “elitists” and not get laughed out of political relevance by voters struggling to pay their own bills?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 12pt;"><span style="">This is how.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-2198748669970381382010-08-04T15:24:00.000-07:002010-08-04T15:37:16.315-07:00Return of the Blog of the Living Dead<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcBNtaqm7Ehyphenhyphen7cBVqFRij9ArLLaTTf1FH25AkM3T3HVDnoL44ZrLezqfQ9lR0qOXCxBwFVSviPVyA8mw2wwDhBfpsjqdAt-MsDY1SHVNOnIPT4qTJEHt-Sv9jVNuNhYo32qS6pH0ypp3A/s1600/poltergeist1.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 198px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcBNtaqm7Ehyphenhyphen7cBVqFRij9ArLLaTTf1FH25AkM3T3HVDnoL44ZrLezqfQ9lR0qOXCxBwFVSviPVyA8mw2wwDhBfpsjqdAt-MsDY1SHVNOnIPT4qTJEHt-Sv9jVNuNhYo32qS6pH0ypp3A/s320/poltergeist1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501686480514510210" border="0" /></a><br />I’m back.<br /><br />I resisted doing the “Poltergeist” thing, because it really doesn’t translate that well into print, and also because after 30 years it’s a pretty tired cliché. (I include the picture here here so you can imagine it for yourself if you like.)<br /><br />If anything attests to the durability of the Internet, it’s that this blog site is still here. Because as you can see (if there’s any “you” there to see it), I haven’t posted anything here in a year.<br /><br />It’s not that I got tired of it. I enjoy the whole blogging thing, and putting in art and links and all that stuff. It was fun.<br />But I’d check up on en<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvE8IWZDebFFPH5Vqg4DlLT5CTMY2UJ-n0jfJbm00ZHDIxizaopuAOfrsGZtNsOQyU71E96yvMGRCQeNeVirOCYmL-_i4sdco8IcjFBQr9znbR0QxXZqq5TAHipzKbEqbCoMSQ8wipLco/s1600/tree.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvE8IWZDebFFPH5Vqg4DlLT5CTMY2UJ-n0jfJbm00ZHDIxizaopuAOfrsGZtNsOQyU71E96yvMGRCQeNeVirOCYmL-_i4sdco8IcjFBQr9znbR0QxXZqq5TAHipzKbEqbCoMSQ8wipLco/s320/tree.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501686811754783826" border="0" /></a>try after entry and there would be nary a comment from anybody. Zip. I don’t know for sure that the absence of comments meant nobody was reading it, but I began to get the distinct impression that “Currents” was the proverbial falling tree, and nobody in the vast Internet forest was there to hear it.<br /><br />Then I decided: What the hell. There are some things you can do and not care if anybody else knows. (There are some things you do and <span style="font-style: italic;">hope</span> nobody knows.)<br /><br />So if you happened to hear this tree fall, check out some of my postings over the last couple of years, and you’ll have some idea of what to expect. And if you have some opinion to offer, blast away. I plan to check in regularly.<br />Whether anybody else does or not.Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-18937063362189854122009-07-09T09:33:00.001-07:002009-07-09T09:40:20.199-07:00Please call now<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGs2eD8SYXlVAo6wFP5-qHHRV6CFbBj9MQsKeI1GfyDSez2REaxbwfMa1tc2qPhMOHFB5Rysczja7XGtFs-pYyx5R4sQKLxF9Pk8cDmwtALf3oDNX6Mhty5Noxa8Dr7D4WvywcYV7Gbnc/s1600-h/pbs_logo.png"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356499771516501490" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 179px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGs2eD8SYXlVAo6wFP5-qHHRV6CFbBj9MQsKeI1GfyDSez2REaxbwfMa1tc2qPhMOHFB5Rysczja7XGtFs-pYyx5R4sQKLxF9Pk8cDmwtALf3oDNX6Mhty5Noxa8Dr7D4WvywcYV7Gbnc/s320/pbs_logo.png" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>We loyal PBS junkies were shocked down to our Birkenstocks and driving our Volvos into bridge abutments at the news that a former employee of <a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/251/story/756271.html">Georgia Public Broadcasting</a> has been indicted on a charge of diverting more than $21,000 in GPB money into her bank account.</div><div><br />Outrageous. That’s money we gave in good faith for Fleetwood Mac reunion concerts and Fifties acts in their 70s singing about teenage love. How many <a href="http://www.justinwilson.com/">Justin Wilson</a> cooking reruns or “Civil War” episodes would twenty-one grand have bought?</div><div><br />Obviously, there’s only one recourse for GPB to recoup that money.</div><div><br />Pledge drive.</div><div><br />(Fade-out from concert hall. Fade-in to applause from studio full of people seated at banks of telephones)</div><div><br />“Isn’t that wonderful? Doesn’t that bring back some great times, Jack?”</div><div><br />“You bet it does, Beth, and we’ll be right back with more unforgettable memories from ‘Ossified Legends of Doo-Wop’ right after this brief 45-minute break to remind YOU of why YOU need to be a part of the Public Broadcasting family, and why we need YOU to send in<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo9_QtGN9cCWxXcFsFWMINEoB0v_Hk6bbS9O61TjAJSXt1DroSl7_l2iLhabv-Y-gDckWcsTTcqWgQmSgaP1qBfeO0_aQnc3CyAF0DnBezSssmqd1xYbKB1knee7EpLKRFQZvfkv0Cpw0/s1600-h/Duke_of_Earl.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356499932674073458" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 317px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo9_QtGN9cCWxXcFsFWMINEoB0v_Hk6bbS9O61TjAJSXt1DroSl7_l2iLhabv-Y-gDckWcsTTcqWgQmSgaP1qBfeO0_aQnc3CyAF0DnBezSssmqd1xYbKB1knee7EpLKRFQZvfkv0Cpw0/s320/Duke_of_Earl.jpg" border="0" /></a> your pledge and become a member. For just a $20 contribution we’ll send you a Grateful Dead poster featuring high-resolution pictures of the band, including the late Jerry Garcia and all three dead keyboard players; a $60 pledge gets you 12 hours of Carl Sagan’s historic ‘Cosmos’ series in the equally historic Beta videotape format; and for a pledge of $120 or more you’ll receive the 12-CD complete works of Yoko Ono.”</div><div><br />The other possibility is a few brief on-air announcements that for $21,000, they <em>won’t</em> have a pledge drive.</div><div><br />They’d have the money in a week. </div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-76867263625347151572009-06-24T14:15:00.000-07:002009-06-25T08:09:36.800-07:00Economic agoraphobia<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmPg4dYFA7ZPDGvXUek72nvs0VDVS9fzWr_QYTOuPVRyDOVzNO1Mjgy5uCo6RJA1G7Brdn-9Q_WEcBFNu-VNHMgxLtr2qgu_Cbs8whEDWHobsQRf205gxSXzJHCA3iZBu-CPJ3V7IwqZM/s1600-h/Baxter's.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351006375065460418" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 316px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmPg4dYFA7ZPDGvXUek72nvs0VDVS9fzWr_QYTOuPVRyDOVzNO1Mjgy5uCo6RJA1G7Brdn-9Q_WEcBFNu-VNHMgxLtr2qgu_Cbs8whEDWHobsQRf205gxSXzJHCA3iZBu-CPJ3V7IwqZM/s320/Baxter's.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>So what’s the latest thing that airline you’re flying next week had to cut from the budget? Spare fuel? A co-captain? Air masks? Replacement parts for the landing gear? Were a few mechanics or maintenance folks no longer affordable? Did somebody decide an aging fleet of jets that should have been retired years ago will just have to be duct-taped and baling-wired together for a few hundred more flights? </div><div><br />Not picking on the airlines here – statistically, you’re still safer in the air than just about anywhere else – but the <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2009/0624/p02s21-usgn.html">Metro</a> rail crash in D.C. got me thinking about something that must have occurred to lots of people, even if not many talk a lot about it out loud. </div><div><br />Namely: Just how much has this crappy economy put people who use mass transportation at risk? </div><div><br />It’s a creepy question precisely at a time when we desperately need more people to get out of their cars and into more efficient forms of transportation for the sake of the economy, the environment and our whole quality of life. </div><div><br />But that’s not going to happen if you start wondering whether one of the corners somebody decided to cut was the one with your life in it. </div><div><br />Some early speculation about the Metro tragedy, whose body count stood at nine as of Wednesday, centered on the use of aging train cars whose emergency systems might have failed. There’s still a lot of investigating to be done, and the usual suspect – human error – could still turn out to be the culprit. </div><div><br />But it would be naïve to think that the pressure of a tanking economy hasn’t put us at risk. </div><div><br />To use an example fairly close to home: <a href="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=delta+air+lines&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=K5ZCSuSdD4WJtgeP8v2mCQ&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=4&ct=title">Delta</a>’s financial troubles have been almost daily biz page fodder for years now. That hasn’t stopped me from flying Delta several times over that period, and won’t for the foreseeable future. But I consciously try to avoid – at least while I’m in the air -- thinking about things like how old the plane might be, or how deeply the cost-cutting process has cut into things that contribute to passenger and crew safety. </div><div><br />Those things cost money. So do things like brakes, and <a href="http://news.google.com/news?um=1&ned=us&hl=en&q=bridge+collapse">bridges</a>, and railroad trestles, and safety inspections, and crossing signals, and even traffic lights. And almost nobody has enough money right now. </div><div><br />So I’d be mighty comforted if somebody could convince me that money and safety have nothing to do with one another, and that when I leave my house – to cross a street, a state or an ocean – I’m just as safe as I would be if times were flush. It’ll be a tough sell. </div><div>* * *</div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-40756324821933041802009-06-23T14:26:00.000-07:002009-06-25T08:10:47.161-07:00Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI2UtGclMQNfo9f3JXSdoOnXApPTlZgMf-mIeby-8rtnv2mZQCC4P4EXMVQsrBUf4QGSNpo2uTeQzXBh0cpTabITCaRLAVGKRnyAeYnSIq6Z1EGqx0RDQewkcW7nG41po9EKlsgLxzv8E/s1600-h/Scrushy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350637854755944402" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 242px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjI2UtGclMQNfo9f3JXSdoOnXApPTlZgMf-mIeby-8rtnv2mZQCC4P4EXMVQsrBUf4QGSNpo2uTeQzXBh0cpTabITCaRLAVGKRnyAeYnSIq6Z1EGqx0RDQewkcW7nG41po9EKlsgLxzv8E/s320/Scrushy.jpg" border="0" /></a> It was an item that seemed to go all but unnoticed last week, at least judging from the attention it got on TV (none) or in the news pages (brief notice, buried inside).<br /><br /><a href="http://blog.al.com/businessnews/2009/06/healthsouth_justice_served_in.html">Richard Scrushy</a> – former HealthSouth CEO, Archweasel of the Grand Duchy of Alabama and looter extraordinaire in a state where the looting of public assets is considered the highest calling of public service – was ordered to pay up.<br /><br />A state judge in Montgomery ordered Scrushy – whose net worth at last report was down to a poverty-line $284 million – to pay upward of $3 billion to shareholders who had filed suit over years of HealthSouth execs overstating assets and earnings. Circuit Judge Allwin E. Horn ruled that Scrushy “knew of and participated in” phony earnings reports filed with regulators between 1996 and 2002.<br /><br />Scrushy, in case the name doesn’t ring a bell, is the fat cat who used his ill-gotten millions to buy himself a “Christian” radio show, which in turn enabled him to co-opt a handful of gullible preachers to pollute the jury pool in his federal fraud case.<br /><br />He dodged that rap but was convicted on a bribery charge, along with former Alabama Gov. <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/21/60minutes/main3859830.shtml">Don Siegelman</a>, in a case that might have been contaminated by the simple fact that it was prosecuted by the Bush Justice Department. Enough said. Meanwhile, Scrushy is, at least for the time being, on ice in the Big House, where if there’s any justice, he’s made the close acquaintance of new friends with nicknames like Big Bubba and Tony The Tool.<br /><br />This is another one of those infuriating instances where some thieving dirtbag who’s been living large on other people’s money gets caught and supposedly “ruined” -- but still manages to come out of it all fabulously rich. How exactly does that happen?<br /><br />One Alabama judge is obviously trying to make sure it doesn’t. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-gDiexKTeP_-Z9eqbRB7YJNFasW7CsGNEtkABo1w9SGZ2045QqKpmZmNzCDTpDb-Pnx4mnLmqYJshj6b4ERR-rfXP6R7yG24Imp3r3UHuIeLulHOcMZChUzrKUMKzFYLONnZmjVJaryA/s1600-h/Landis.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350638033488122386" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 296px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-gDiexKTeP_-Z9eqbRB7YJNFasW7CsGNEtkABo1w9SGZ2045QqKpmZmNzCDTpDb-Pnx4mnLmqYJshj6b4ERR-rfXP6R7yG24Imp3r3UHuIeLulHOcMZChUzrKUMKzFYLONnZmjVJaryA/s320/Landis.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />If the numbers are accurate -- and Scrushy doesn’t have a massive offshore stash somewhere (and don’t rule it out) -- he obviously can’t pay the reparations the judge has ordered.<br /><br />Which brings to mind a onetime federal judge named <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/history/mlb_history_people.jsp?story=com_bio_1">Kenesaw Mountain Landis</a>, who would become the first commissioner of baseball after the <a href="http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/68298/Black-Sox-Scandal">Black Sox Scandal</a> of 1919. Landis once sentenced an aging burglar to 20 years. The man pleaded, “But Judge, I’m more than 70 years old. I can’t serve that long.”<br />“Well,” Landis told him, “do the best you can.”<br /><br />Richard Scrushy needs to do the best he can. To the last nickel.<br />* * *Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-975218732444588122009-05-21T08:10:00.000-07:002009-05-21T08:39:31.084-07:00Pure democracyThe Wing Nut Right’s unique brand of head-held-high stupidity was on display last week, and it deserves proper tribute.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRLWwXnE07mpC7bk9y29rYjBB2WFLe8q5xlwl0wznAmGRyo1-bl33E_orlj29aYUcMjInA-u4OdHeuKgOsic4oKhU63Ncs6xqTOOo4M0eslKxg7iJUeSIRsX2MJrOLmvIO648FAT_EUBI/s1600-h/090514_bachmann_shinkle_297.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338295831992230338" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 297px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 223px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRLWwXnE07mpC7bk9y29rYjBB2WFLe8q5xlwl0wznAmGRyo1-bl33E_orlj29aYUcMjInA-u4OdHeuKgOsic4oKhU63Ncs6xqTOOo4M0eslKxg7iJUeSIRsX2MJrOLmvIO648FAT_EUBI/s320/090514_bachmann_shinkle_297.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />First there was U.S. Rep. <a href="http://wcco.com/politics/bachmann.swine.flu.2.996681.html">Michele Bachman</a>, R-Minn., who offered this ominous X-Files take on swine flu:<br /><br /><em>"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."</em><br /><br />There are too many nuggets of stupidity packed into this one short comment to just let it fly by; it needs to be parsed, like a line of Frost, to be fully appreciated.<br /><br />First, there’s the “Democrat (sic) president” bit. It really is adorable how a few righties of the lowest uncommon denominator still do that smirky little thing of using “democrat” (usually with a small “d” if they can write at all) as an adjective. It’s like listening to little kids call each other “doodoo heads.”<br /><br />Then there’s the part about not blaming Obama, which of course she was, which of course is why she brought it up in the first place.<br /><br />Finally – and OK, this is nitpicking – the last outbreak of swine flu was in 1976, when <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/geraldford/">Gerald Ford</a> was president. Oops.<br /><br />Not to be outdone in Red State moronics by a Yankee, <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hWmxJgmN9ad_kg9v9rzwOMqmaxdgD986TJI81">Kim Hendren</a>, a state senator from Gravette, Ark., enlightened a meeting of the Pulaski County Republican Committee last week by referring to U.S. Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., as “that Jew.”<br /><br />Hendren apologized to Schumer, and then finished the job of making everything right with this disclaimer in the Arkansas News: “I don’t have any issue with Jews or Jewish people or whatever the politically correct term they wish to be identified as.”<br /><br />Oh . . . OK. So this isn’t about Hendren being a bigoted nitwit. It’s about the tyranny of political correctness.<br /><br />Actually, pols of this caliber should be saluted, not scorned.<br /><br />These people are, quite obviously, complete cretins. As they could be elected to public office only by other complete cretins, their strict adherence to the code of complete cretinhood is true constituent service. This is representative government in its purest form.<br /><br />* * *Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-79862731208572280642009-05-18T09:53:00.001-07:002009-05-18T12:15:36.937-07:00Yes, we still have free speech, so shut up about itIn 1999, when then-Braves pitcher <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/1999/12/22/rocker/">John Rocker</a> spewed a bunch of sociolog<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgylxkgxDerUroDve17TIvtbL4Ugd6Rqx7adYQFcQ5fV4QKZ_Yku2okEfQMqcPfUyL47MNqEKS2vSKUFCtbzZKsOVK9u0_ub1tpfuNf8kXNKo0yIj1JbaVPLQooZVrAy5ImzbsaMpUAATo/s1600-h/Rocker.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337209052530203506" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 249px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgylxkgxDerUroDve17TIvtbL4Ugd6Rqx7adYQFcQ5fV4QKZ_Yku2okEfQMqcPfUyL47MNqEKS2vSKUFCtbzZKsOVK9u0_ub1tpfuNf8kXNKo0yIj1JbaVPLQooZVrAy5ImzbsaMpUAATo/s320/Rocker.jpg" border="0" /></a>ical barf onto the pages of Sports Illustrated, I wrote either a column or an editorial – I honestly can’t remember which and don’t feel like looking it up – saying in effect that Rocker was an idiot. <div><br />The ink was hardly dry on it when I got a letter from a longtime family acquaintance, a career radio man, scolding me for trying to deny Mr. Rocker his First Amendment rights, and adding something to the effect that a journalist, of all people, ought to be ashamed for not respecting the very constitutional franchise that protects my profession. </div><div><br />I didn’t respond. If I had, I would have told him I wasn’t denying Rocker his First Amendment rights (as if it would ever be in my power to do such a thing) – I was exercising my own. And that frankly, it was kind of pathetic for a broadcaster, of all people, not to know the difference. </div><div><br />But that reaction to my criticism of Rocker 10 years ago seems almost to have become the norm: Speak out in disagreement with somebody else’s speaking out, and suddenly you’re a wannabe censor. It’s patently inane, and flies in the face of logic comprehensible to a reasonably bright 4-year-old, but there it is.</div><div><br />In a recent column that begins “Checked on your freedom of speech lately?” Great American <a href="http://www.creators.com/opinion/bill-oreilly/the-destruction-of-miss-california.html">Bill O’Reilly</a> weighs in on the “persecution” of Miss California <a href="http://news.google.com/news?um=1&ned=us&hl=en&q=carrie+prejean">Carrie Preje</a><a href="http://news.google.com/news?um=1&ned=us&hl=en&q=carrie+prejean">an</a>, the Miss USA runner-up who got lots of people’s undies in a wad by saying she didn’t approve of gay marriage. (In BillWorld, other people are criticized or disagreed with; conservatives are “persecuted.” It seems if you’re on the right, Nero or Caligula lurks behind<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYGCWRfc4B7s2i5mrPURNTCSyTx1EhPT0Ax9DpMAXVTaoJ18B-fv_Dzrt8QqxnstRcaIX4mEgv_D73RtsdD-pGozHrq37K5Roem1wog9tKYOoLye89JK1rtTjg8NGk7duYfCa6r_29ZC4/s1600-h/O'reilly.png"></a> every door.)</div><div><br />But this isn’t about O’Reilly; he is what he is, and you know going in what gallery he’s playing to. And I really thought the outcry against what she said – which, like it or not (and I don<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-PIw3Am9nZrffuz7NbyeJjrifD0l5B9GIRSZzG-q3d1sGrEh90haDNON5QDUGthbVDs_E2mqqBIBOQ4vUHfgzjS6Bm28nsInCKv5E-e0JO0tEjriwd14lbZYR0iq774EMkIHpkCjCmc4/s1600-h/prejean.jpg"></a>’t), still represents a majority view in this culture – was overblown and silly. (It did, h<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi34zUqfCVEpvejUwvfhyc4P6IMkUsGxDl63VZeoiXOw62n52Hx9nMyt8vwpo6z2OIibPHRyWRYmhWqnM1yCfE6gYqcqD8osyXYFAdzcA60DHYnw6O0VCpdKizQfq3Cjq7KVOwQI7ZFgSI/s1600-h/Faux+Fox.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337209059181432658" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 305px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi34zUqfCVEpvejUwvfhyc4P6IMkUsGxDl63VZeoiXOw62n52Hx9nMyt8vwpo6z2OIibPHRyWRYmhWqnM1yCfE6gYqcqD8osyXYFAdzcA60DHYnw6O0VCpdKizQfq3Cjq7KVOwQI7ZFgSI/s320/Faux+Fox.bmp" border="0" /></a>owever, land Prejean a temporary gig as a host on Foxymoron News, just in case this whole thing hadn’t yet gotten stupid enough.)</div><div><br />It’s about what free speech is, and what it isn’t. It isn’t a protection against employers or sponsors or beauty pageant officials taking issue with something you said, and severing their ties with you as a consequence. And it sure as hell isn’t a protection against people responding to a public utterance by calling you – or me – an idiot.</div><div><br />I’ve been called an idiot many times, in some cases accurately. I don’t feel persecuted.<br />* * * </div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-46302303474930804142009-05-01T15:20:00.000-07:002009-05-01T15:33:14.102-07:00FOUL!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv8e9CxY3XpktGB2TFd2XO4YE-LsVTLYiKa-laG8u4g2Of_n8f71teHUiPX3A7p0WeI-gFU4tXn8s23WqlmMAtCgeRpZ_DrKMFhcT6MyRrPBPXGsvlc7F542oFuWwa2QbAAQwHBFo81w8/s1600-h/specter.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330985627849825202" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 194px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv8e9CxY3XpktGB2TFd2XO4YE-LsVTLYiKa-laG8u4g2Of_n8f71teHUiPX3A7p0WeI-gFU4tXn8s23WqlmMAtCgeRpZ_DrKMFhcT6MyRrPBPXGsvlc7F542oFuWwa2QbAAQwHBFo81w8/s320/specter.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Did Sen. Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania switch parties as a matter of pure political expediency, even of political survival?</div><br /><div>Well . . . duh.</div><br /><div>So did <a href="http://gov.georgia.gov/00/channel_modifieddate/0,2096,78006749_78013061,00.html">Sonny Perdue</a>, and <a href="http://shelby.senate.gov/public/">Richard Shelby</a>, and a couple of smug Auburn twits a few years ago who called a press conference to “confess their sins” before switching to the straight and narrow of (Republican) political righteousness, and a few hundred other nervous Democrats in years of GOP dominance.</div><br /><div>Shelby’s Damascus conversion, in particular, was interestingly timed, coming literally days after the 1994 “<a href="http://www.house.gov/house/Contract/CONTRACT.html">Contract With America</a>” GOP takeover of Congress. In fact, the number of former Democrats who have jumped ship since the dawn of the Reagan Revolution in 1980 would fill a pretty good size file.</div><br /><div>Yet to listen to the hyperventilation of the conservative media, especially here in the (Red) Peach State, you’d think we were talking about Arlen SPECTRE, a Bond flick nasty who throws people in shark tanks and makes nerve poison out of fish gonads.</div><br /><div>"Arlen Specter has waddled and quacked and strutted his webbed feet for years," huffed the always entertaining <a href="http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/2009/04/30/edi_522192.shtml">Augusta Chronicle</a>.</div><br /><div>"Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter did more spinning Tuesday than a Maytag washing machine . . . he let his principles and his former party out to dry," was the verdict of the <a href="http://savannahnow.com/node/715245">Savannah Morning News</a>.</div><br /><div>“Sometime there has to be an endowed chair of political survival in the name of Sen. Arlen Specter,” was the lead of the <a href="http://www.mdjonline.com/content/index/showcontentitem/area/1/section/22/item/132319.html">Marietta Daily Journal</a>.</div><br /><div>Local TV commentator Al Fleming scorned Specter as “a pathetic old man” -- which prompted one of our readers to speculate on how long it had been since Al looked into his own mirror . . . which in turn prompted my wife to speculate on whether Al even casts a reflection.</div><br /><div>Give Specter this much (or don’t): He’s been relatively honest about his motives. He doesn’t think he can even win the primary as a Republican, so he’ll try to win one more round as a Democrat. For what it’s worth, I think he’s probably toast anyway.</div><br /><div>It was interesting to hear Specter’s spin on the familiar “I didn’t leave the party – the party left me” routine parroted by 25 years of Democratic ship-jumpers. In his case, it sounds valid: Right-wing fulminations notwithstanding, Specter is a conservative in the Goldwater-Rockefeller-Eisenhower (even, in some ways, McCain) tradition. As he’s watched his party taken over by wing nuts, Specter, like McCain, has seldom hesitated to speak out against the grosser excesses of the right.</div><br /><div>To acknowledge anything principled in that, of course, it is first necessary to acknowledge that the right is capable of excess. Which is, I suspect, where rational response to Arlen Specter inevitably breaks down. </div><div></div><div></div><div> </div><div>* * *</div><div> </div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-25604698147413970072009-04-01T14:00:00.000-07:002009-04-01T14:14:51.890-07:00Are we still speaking English?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSSwWwIYDGOFTeAajnQM5zF5xwsw5bGWUSqVmw8km2Ld8R0F5sfmH6ysm1xfZnxfQ6oSYV3ywzwmq8jaIzt145VbbbzvTLth_wvnSDjr__2HndobuxU4ObKlyKbc4MvQ8KYd8YwiSRGUo/s1600-h/Richardson.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319831594978765714" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 215px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSSwWwIYDGOFTeAajnQM5zF5xwsw5bGWUSqVmw8km2Ld8R0F5sfmH6ysm1xfZnxfQ6oSYV3ywzwmq8jaIzt145VbbbzvTLth_wvnSDjr__2HndobuxU4ObKlyKbc4MvQ8KYd8YwiSRGUo/s320/Richardson.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I recently wrote a <a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/dusty_nix/story/664210.html">column</a> about a few feeble attempts by minor leaguers of the Rabid Right to make a political point about the health care debate out of actress Natasha Richardson’s death in a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/19/theater/19richardson.html">Canada skiing accident</a>. It got some response that was interesting, to put it mildly.</div><div><br />One kind e-mail correspondent informed me that her death “had nothing to do with her initially refusing medical care.”</div><div><br />Oh.</div><div><br />So . . . if she’d gotten treatment right away, she’d still be dead? A fascinating take on subdural hematoma, but I got a C in biology, so let’s move on.</div><div><br />She was taken, this correspondent informs us, to a hospital without a neurologist or <a href="http://www.radiologyinfo.org/en/info.cfm?pg=bodymr">MRI</a> facilities – something we know could <em>never</em> happen here – and wasn’t within access of helicopter transport, which I presume is a universal amenity for American trauma patients. (Especially here in Georgia, where the fatality rate from trauma cases dwarfs the national average.)</div><div><br />Finally, I’m informed that “asking somebody named ‘Dusty’ to be rational on a subject probably is asking a bit too much.”</div><div><br />That might not be the first time my nickname has been offered as evidence in an observation about rational debate, but it’s definitely the first one I remember.</div><div><br />Then there’s the guy who said I could “continue to argue for the federal government getting more involved with health care all you want” -- which I might ultimately <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxp0DfF1nOTttYwhPQZ6jfb29O3rWw-Xh8Gu788xqy3GLAXWR3o7XzUyel0gULx5y0lLHzI0SzBTpOqouQzk7f188tLKE12Ll8Fadt1O19aXGxt7hBsH6kL9ifJNZu8U4YHzAP39sDWKE/s1600-h/satan.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319832219413052562" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxp0DfF1nOTttYwhPQZ6jfb29O3rWw-Xh8Gu788xqy3GLAXWR3o7XzUyel0gULx5y0lLHzI0SzBTpOqouQzk7f188tLKE12Ll8Fadt1O19aXGxt7hBsH6kL9ifJNZu8U4YHzAP39sDWKE/s320/satan.jpg" border="0" /></a>decide to do, but am at a loss to determine when and where I might have done so already.</div><div><br />Maybe he read the column backward and got the subliminal satanic messages. </div><div><br />He also offers this: “Why a small-town Southerner has gone so big-time liberal will always be a mystery to me.” </div><div><br />It must have happened in the Sixties, when They took prayer out of schools and invented sex at Woodstock. </div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-28085890623143273412009-02-25T14:08:00.000-08:002009-03-17T08:00:40.690-07:00Contemplating closureIf there is such a thing as a First Amendment fundamentalist, I’m it.<br /><br />Like the religious fundamentalist who thinks every word of the Bible is to be taken literally, I think an American’s freedom of expression should be damn near absolute. When somebody explained to me why shouting “Fire!” in a crowded theater isn’t a legitimate exercise of First Amendment rights, I got it -- but I still had to think about it.<br /><br />I’m such a purist on the subject that I even resented <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4279560">Tipper Gore’s</a> attempt to child-proof dirty lyrics 20 years ago. If I got torqued by something that low key, you can only imagine my loathing for <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/27/AR2006062701056.html">flag-burning amendments</a> and other such patrio-fascist crap.<br /><br />There is one glaring exception to my free-speech absolutism:<br /><br />The word “closure” should be constitutionally banned from the language, and anybody who speaks or writes it should be hanged, drawn and quartered.<br /><br />I passionately detest that word for more reasons than I have time or patience to go into here, but start with the fact that it has been journalism’s favorite cliché for years now, and we just by God won’t let go of it.<br /><br />It meets all the qualifications for a media cliché, beginning with the most obvious: There are certain stories where you can see it coming from far enough away to take cover.<br /><br />Just as any story that takes place away from an American coast or border demands that the word “Heartland” appear in a minimum of 12,342 headlines and screen crawls, any account of lingering grief or tragedy will invariably and inevitably steer us into a closure collision.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSTMv-CflYYeB8ZOOEWPNfXKDYcsy4Xhq2eQmczgKMzQmiOQUNLdsgenFXph-agU3M86Kx6MHKX6j_jJvlPmXPnP-RBBpN1udOqTEtG92cykbWrpfQbdWSJRoVSdbmqGlvKH2SYzEvu10/s1600-h/psychobabble.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306861073922214850" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 226px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSTMv-CflYYeB8ZOOEWPNfXKDYcsy4Xhq2eQmczgKMzQmiOQUNLdsgenFXph-agU3M86Kx6MHKX6j_jJvlPmXPnP-RBBpN1udOqTEtG92cykbWrpfQbdWSJRoVSdbmqGlvKH2SYzEvu10/s320/psychobabble.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />But beyond my own industry’s abuse of the word as a weapon to commit multiple journalistic felonies, I hate it because it’s psychobabble at its worst – a bogus concept that casually, and I think callously, implies that some event, gesture or ceremony can wrap up grief in a tidy little compartment and end painful chapters in our lives. Hurt doesn’t work that way.<br /><br />So enough already. Let’s permanently consign that dismal, smarmy noun to the mass grave of clichés that newspapers finally figured out were clichés long after everybody else already had. That would truly bring me closure.Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-1670833841710098562009-02-10T07:11:00.000-08:002009-03-17T08:01:54.405-07:00Consigliere<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnA6hkBkJnv-P5fj8TL6Ig2n2MFGEc07Neq6ZrYppS6LUYsRWgU3NHCTXj6r5xtM-sVHCxzynOijZZfjVQ_HrNLC4QxJ6T3fUrFdicy8J4EbZqK4dQ280dKcz1zl_uB2GUr69FYv-pQKA/s1600-h/hagen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301187599391734322" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 175px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnA6hkBkJnv-P5fj8TL6Ig2n2MFGEc07Neq6ZrYppS6LUYsRWgU3NHCTXj6r5xtM-sVHCxzynOijZZfjVQ_HrNLC4QxJ6T3fUrFdicy8J4EbZqK4dQ280dKcz1zl_uB2GUr69FYv-pQKA/s320/hagen.jpg" border="0" /></a> Don Obama needs <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000792/">Tom Hagen</a>.<br /><div><br />You remember Tom – the German-Irish street kid Vito Corleone took in out of the kindness of his heart and turned into the family lawyer, not to mention the best intelligence man in the history of Hollywood GoonWorld.<br /></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyTtL0D3dY2bAX7ea6ZJRm5ulmCiPQlEd5ZaMxhwdkGr9A-V5BxEgqqKfCljorpBXtya6AvZ5idRbQR2eCCHg05HgsNVVkSUvgzhV6aAahAI1UH5e9H-CdUuH4Pe832u3F0VDTCHvhQyg/s1600-h/Sollozo.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301188288280618562" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyTtL0D3dY2bAX7ea6ZJRm5ulmCiPQlEd5ZaMxhwdkGr9A-V5BxEgqqKfCljorpBXtya6AvZ5idRbQR2eCCHg05HgsNVVkSUvgzhV6aAahAI1UH5e9H-CdUuH4Pe832u3F0VDTCHvhQyg/s320/Sollozo.jpg" border="0" /></a> It’s Tom who digs up the goods on movie mogul Jack Woltz, it’s Tom who finds out Sollozzo is dealing dope for the Tattaglias and has Captain McCluskey on the take, and it’s Tom who tracks down Frank Pentangeli’s scary brother in Sicily just when Frankie is about to sing for the Senate. </div><div><br />Tessio and Clemenza had the muscle, but Tom could <em>vet</em>.</div><div><br />I bring this up because whoever is doing the vetting for the Obama gang flat-out sucks at it.</div><div><br />You didn’t need to wait for this embarrassing procession of <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/story/886724.html">tax cheats</a> to sense that. You saw it way back when Obama’s association with Jeremiah Wright seemed to catch his campaign totally off guard.</div><div><br />Tom Hagen would have had a ranting nimrod like Wright on his radar long before he became an issue. The good r<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSWdb-YvK4djLMQ7YQd2Ok_oVWl9Gd6rubNGZ_8SeJOy6JX3fgCN-_zxheA7vfIh0Zt2zfw3Av3V9l9J69ARQA7jucJ9RgK6BUVgINGOdmNgDAVI_g2VT5QiALH9RWJU4ggzkxIB1KGQ/s1600-h/wright.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301188497821595474" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 258px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSWdb-YvK4djLMQ7YQd2Ok_oVWl9Gd6rubNGZ_8SeJOy6JX3fgCN-_zxheA7vfIh0Zt2zfw3Av3V9l9J69ARQA7jucJ9RgK6BUVgINGOdmNgDAVI_g2VT5QiALH9RWJU4ggzkxIB1KGQ/s320/wright.jpg" border="0" /></a>everend would have been quietly bundled off to a nice out-of-the-way pastorate in Nevada, with a salary more than high enough to convey the appropriate message, and Rocco Lampone dropping in now and then to make sure he was behaving himself. </div><div><br />Now come Geithner and Daschle and Killefer, and it’s like nobody has even bothered to ask the most obvious questions.</div><div><br />Who’s running this administration’s domestic intelligence team -- <a href="http://blawgletter.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/31/fredo.jpg">Fredo</a>?</div><div><br />Mr. President, get yourself a good consigliere. And tell the next person you consider for anything, from the Supreme Court to White House basement toilet attendant, that he or she had better be as clean as an unwrapped bar of Ivory. Or else. </div><div><br />Even the rich and powerful can be brought to heel. Just ask Woltz.</div><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301189024521356706" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 180px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPJwGd_2yu7S3LrI-aYVdKW8OeDhR-L9qFGK7KOe7poxud7yryNac55t1MTzaQaxZ6ciYpem9OUimMfBEYDxXCbL1akbLH-ogVjbBhrbaqmjeoCB74hcf9hwVwdfVYvSBkcwFRLuTN7oA/s320/Woltz.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div>* * * </div></div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-71933146997964404022009-02-02T13:53:00.000-08:002009-03-17T08:03:57.556-07:00Visiting royalty<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirRJjnKfS0JAArJPMuGPEFHVpAbOrPv8ekXnNSzOxOHWcLETA9RVe0oNME64I0Jw9O4YyLjcE_dyrilF1SKL3x19EmrYhEAlm3zRdr1KQW357Thb3Zfrgy1ncCDM8-1rNiqGeiNC7Bvxw/s1600-h/royalty.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298326437459493506" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 258px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 294px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirRJjnKfS0JAArJPMuGPEFHVpAbOrPv8ekXnNSzOxOHWcLETA9RVe0oNME64I0Jw9O4YyLjcE_dyrilF1SKL3x19EmrYhEAlm3zRdr1KQW357Thb3Zfrgy1ncCDM8-1rNiqGeiNC7Bvxw/s320/royalty.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>To paraphrase the late <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0803021/">Gene Siskel</a>, one of the best things about being a journalist is that you get to meet a lot of important people. One of the worst things about being a journalist is that you <em>have</em> to meet a lot of important people.</div><br /><div><br />And here’s something you might not know, but probably suspect: Political VIPs play as fast and loose with other people’s time as they do with other people’s money.<br /></div><div><br />There are few things more butt-chapping irksome than being at the mercy of people who demonstrate open contempt for everybody else’s time. The medical profession is the worst on that score. (I’ve never set foot back in the Hughston Clinic since a broken finger and a 10 a.m. appointment , when a receptionist announced to the room at 2 p.m. that they were “running a little behind.” Thanks, Professor <a href="http://www.hawking.org.uk/">Hawking</a>.)</div><br /><div><br />Doctors have something of an excuse for time-management arrogance. The excuse usually isn’t adequate to the arrogance or the time, but at least there is one.</div><br /><div><br />Politician<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjFxOOqtu41TG8p1iTZHksA-_ce32PQhKMwSvwVPj2nn1lk0IQInBD_k2E-dp0nRB2nZ3qy9g5JHfs8DWIwkJyp3X9XKupjA9nD229YfpzLGh3QdfaeS0vBsdM1uf2xumGaj1f_vpy4x4/s1600-h/ClintonWag.GIF"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298326598198901138" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 143px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjFxOOqtu41TG8p1iTZHksA-_ce32PQhKMwSvwVPj2nn1lk0IQInBD_k2E-dp0nRB2nZ3qy9g5JHfs8DWIwkJyp3X9XKupjA9nD229YfpzLGh3QdfaeS0vBsdM1uf2xumGaj1f_vpy4x4/s200/ClintonWag.GIF" border="0" /></a>s just have the arrogance. Throw in a buck for every time we’ve sat around a conference table waiting for some governor, senator, congressperson or other ostensible notable who should have been there a half-hour ago and apparently can’t tell time or dial a phone, and we’d solve the economic crisis. (Word has it that Bill Clinton is the worst of the lot. I wouldn’t know; presidents, as the vernacular has it, are above my pay grade.)<br /><br />A typical specimen of the species, a relatively high-ranking state official, scheduled a visit not long ago. About 15 minutes into what should have been the meeting this eminence’s office <em>had asked for</em>, we get the call – not from the eminence (natch), but from an aide.<br /></div><br /><div><br />We’re running a little late.</div><div><br />Strike one.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3aihO8HpP5Hal1yi0FxYGL5ueXG2N83Jcb_atv0P9czslYyKnZBvyl60M874oB2O37J38ydK2lIRAFX7K5pH-TGohy7mcLFzSVhPR7pnBLSXiIYDkWJp-gRdukbf74f-MRFRSFZ9c6tE/s1600-h/Cell+Bitch.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298327488317490674" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 190px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3aihO8HpP5Hal1yi0FxYGL5ueXG2N83Jcb_atv0P9czslYyKnZBvyl60M874oB2O37J38ydK2lIRAFX7K5pH-TGohy7mcLFzSVhPR7pnBLSXiIYDkWJp-gRdukbf74f-MRFRSFZ9c6tE/s200/Cell+Bitch.jpg" border="0" /></a></div><div><br />So this honorable shows up with a politician’s usual ridiculous retinue of acolytes, serfs and suckups (strike two), talking on a cell phone (strike three and out) – a conversation that continues all the way up the elevator and does not conclude until we are all sitting around the table waiting. </div><br /><div><br />And you know what the really pathetic thing is? None of this was in the least unusual or surprising.</div><br /><div><br />If I had one message for every politician or political appointee, regardless of party or ideology, it would be this: Unless you have your hand on the proverbial button, you’re not that freaking important. Cultivate some perspective. And while you’re at it, some damn manners. </div><div></div><div></div><div>***</div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-89113901608053137192009-01-19T09:16:00.000-08:002009-03-17T08:05:30.571-07:00Inauguration Day, Then and Now<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg97Q2Xhe0LIU0QnjorwetpR7bc5DnJal5IPxfGQE6CUqSUdFEZVtgvh7NI8sKT4GClZegXq5guckFnG3UU1cVLXGOoQbK1Ddj771RrfhIQmJ9YeMFqLbsnS2rtXntrOGkI-DjteSprUx4/s1600-h/NIXONinaugurationday1969.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293055523737433506" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 218px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg97Q2Xhe0LIU0QnjorwetpR7bc5DnJal5IPxfGQE6CUqSUdFEZVtgvh7NI8sKT4GClZegXq5guckFnG3UU1cVLXGOoQbK1Ddj771RrfhIQmJ9YeMFqLbsnS2rtXntrOGkI-DjteSprUx4/s320/NIXONinaugurationday1969.gif" border="0" /></a> <em>(Originally published as a column in the Sunday, Jan. 18 </em><em><a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/">Columbus Ledger-Enquirer</em></a><em>.)</em><br /><br /><div>Exactly 40 years ago Tuesday, a teenage boy stood on a crowded Washington street and saw <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/rn37.html">Richard Milhous Nixon</a> inaugurated as the 37th president of the United States.<br /><br />“Saw” is actually a gross exaggeration. My vantage point was the inaugural equivalent of nosebleed seats, although “seats” isn’t accurate, either. I was close enough to distinguish the unmistakable Nixon features, but that doesn’t say much; Nixon was recognizable from space.</div><br /><div>I remember little if anything of his inaugural address. My most vivid memories of that long-ago day are of overcast and cold, and of the crazy street theater the occasion provi<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcxDdqLQE6IVACdGYuGtTPsOuu5unxu_MrDitCa4A4RZAWqJ9NlHg_iuG-7zM7KCGvT1PRds9JVvs2t-7B5a_HiKmNhvoL4AkBOs89OzBgmdknhlA8DFlGrNzfyuJwxBa26KxwT9llPb8/s1600-h/Gump-hoffman.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293059032504488258" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 134px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcxDdqLQE6IVACdGYuGtTPsOuu5unxu_MrDitCa4A4RZAWqJ9NlHg_iuG-7zM7KCGvT1PRds9JVvs2t-7B5a_HiKmNhvoL4AkBOs89OzBgmdknhlA8DFlGrNzfyuJwxBa26KxwT9llPb8/s320/Gump-hoffman.jpg" border="0" /></a>ded. America was a wild and woolly place in 1969, and nowhere was it wilder or woollier than in its capital city, even when it wasn’t inauguration day. The scene<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjifuNxNLngYhc2rL82dF-sGQWXvPWQXo8zYLAzpCkFgJ9OMck-4gps6tY5gv5o5Bk5xkGqAP9CDuOM6Ywj7HEFaG3UdIvYnBBGmU8RMJnjfPiQm1JxDovXqfdBpuI5w5kJqEEKcMz-IXk/s1600-h/Gump-hoffman.jpg"></a> in “<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/">Forrest Gump</a>” where Abbie Hoffman screams incoherent obscenities to cheering mobs on the mall is a pretty faithful depiction of D.C. on pretty much any day in the late 1960<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigg2a2VZE8kz38baf1g-BrDFCd8wVaRx1r-K2wCwUDI9IrYBPxJb4jVjJGLa8t4jXdc1ZlBzE0wN2FzUpF8M6ChY3KhyphenhyphenOYlhUqy4MiOnBMJDthtTfHPdDQBF7ne99pMBhyF_O2MzfYSqk/s1600-h/1969.jpg"></a>s. </div><br /><div>I went online to find what history has recorded <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW5-1U87bomdhHQ4CDX2rwhSuITH3PfDoBwwsc7FrIJgWqmS1eD-WSu5pMXACUoA8irfXpSdWgeUduF21Fz8f0VtYT9UtgjR-mRG94N2q7Ih1QzXm9Qo-hnJznXbykvTyRyBtdMiEJc6U/s1600-h/Gump-hoffman.jpg"></a>about that day, and what Nixon said that I had so totally forgotten. </div><br /><div>TIME magazine’s <a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,838850,00.html">Jan. 17,</a><a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,838850,00.html"> 1969</a> issue forecast “unseasonably balmy weather” for Inauguration Day. Is my memory that bad? Is my most vivid recollection completely wrong? (No. The forecast was. It was 35 and cloudy.) </div><br /><div>“The mood of Inauguration 1969,” TIME opined, “is neither the bleak desperation of 1933, when Franklin Roosevelt succeeded Herbert Hoover amid the Great Depression, nor the partisan exhilaration of 1965, after Lyndon Johnson had been elected in his own right.” </div><br /><div>So what about the mood of Inauguration 2009? Certainly there’s plenty of “partisan exhilaration” among Democrats, who have been mostly wandering in the wilderness for eight years. But if you had to put your Mood of the Country chip somewhere between 1933 and 1965, the smart money would be on the low side. </div><br /><div>Nixon’s speech began this way: </div><br /><div>“I ask you to share with me today the majesty of this moment. In the orderly transfer of power, we celebrate the unity that keeps us free. </div><br /><div>“Each moment in history is a fleeting time, precious and unique. But some stand out as moments of beginning, in which courses are set that shape decades or centuries.<br />“This can be such a moment.” </div><br /><div>I have no memory of that eloquent introduction, but given the arc of Nixon’s career, there’s an almost poignant irony in it now. His swearing-in was, as it turned out, indeed a moment in which courses were set that shaped both a decade and a century. </div><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhciTrnra6JYCd8_YZr6HAbvnwjl3x1eFnbJRwarTJ6op-srnpLPc2MqfNkCrIaRjz8eUgT_wjfBAS2DiiZbaLsI-kH3H67cd5fmg5dewH1eBHH0pVBDwyTdJkDGLVd5SbuIRUtiB9MO60/s1600-h/RichardNixonFarewell.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293059266995367570" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 311px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhciTrnra6JYCd8_YZr6HAbvnwjl3x1eFnbJRwarTJ6op-srnpLPc2MqfNkCrIaRjz8eUgT_wjfBAS2DiiZbaLsI-kH3H67cd5fmg5dewH1eBHH0pVBDwyTdJkDGLVd5SbuIRUtiB9MO60/s320/RichardNixonFarewell.jpg" border="0" /></a> He would ultimately resign in scandal and shame, done in by his own paranoia and an apparent need to destroy foes, real or imagined, rather than just defeat them. The<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5DVdLWGA1l1twBfBWu41v4sV6hwx18nIV4xLh4hdkEKbQ9uW98DpeSy4_9P07xhhI4SnFRZgRLlvIvnYf7rmsHqj2jlq5e3QROddjfI29JT1NR-zFtKmR0T92Tas_UstAzDymZrOf2Gk/s1600-h/RichardNixonFarewell.jpg"></a> last public memory of Richard Nixon is the humiliating image of his grimaced grin as he waves victory signs from the boarding steps of <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/whmo/hmx1.html">Marine One</a> before flying off into secluded ignominy.<br /><br /><div>Nixon has largely been forgiven by history, thanks to the smoothing effect of time; to a belated acknowledgement of the lasting value of his achievements, especially in foreign policy; and — I have absolutely no doubt of this — to the wreckage left by his current successor.</div><div><br /></div><div>It was Nixon who ultimately extricated us from a war many still believe claimed Lyndon Johnson as one of its last casualties. And it is Nixon who probably deserves most of the credit for ending the Cold War, an achievement for which Reaganauts would claim gleeful credit two decades later.</div><div><br />In “<a href="http://www.blogger.com/Going%20Too%20Far">Going Too Far</a>,” a book about the early days of the aggressively irreverent and hilariously tasteless National Lampoon, author and former Lampoon editor Tony Hendra offers a technically inaccurate but convincing definition of The Sixties. He brackets that mythical and mostly misdiagnosed epoch within the years 1963-1974 — from Kennedy’s assassination to Nixon’s resignation. By that standard, the dominant figure of the decade, and perhaps of the last half of the century, would indeed be Richard Nixon.<br /></div><div>One phrase from an online transcript of Nixon’s speech did ring a rusty bell, although whether I actually recall it from that day or have just encountered it somewhere since, I can’t honestly say: He spoke of the country having endured “<a href="http://www.donkeydish.com/images/gallery/george-w-bush-karl-rove_413x310.jpg">a long night of the American spirit</a>.” </div><br /><div>Forty years later, I have occasion to applaud.</div><br /><div>***</div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-60246656155025810882009-01-02T13:31:00.000-08:002009-03-17T08:16:28.608-07:00Brood of Grinches<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQbZwf3ngJuvYmCVtpmNj2jOSXXqNnzWKz9ZkUroW0PXoWIyANiWI1RMT8DtqsOjb1G5ADZcDDIX6-pSw-vvRLQhIdtqNcC5Yf_HjsTubPcJYdm4VftfpWkaz01WY6jtJ60SWG5pzQLS0/s1600-h/christmas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286812680163142738" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 213px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQbZwf3ngJuvYmCVtpmNj2jOSXXqNnzWKz9ZkUroW0PXoWIyANiWI1RMT8DtqsOjb1G5ADZcDDIX6-pSw-vvRLQhIdtqNcC5Yf_HjsTubPcJYdm4VftfpWkaz01WY6jtJ60SWG5pzQLS0/s320/christmas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div>I’ve always loved Christmas and always will. </div><div><br />Not wanting to contribute to what in recent years has become a rising tide of rancor over a holiday that is supposed to herald exactly the opposite, I held off on this one until after the New Year. But before we get too far past the moment…</div><div><br />As I was driving to work a few days before Christmas, I spotted this sticker on a back windshield: </div><div><br /><strong>MERRY CHRISTMAS<br />Extinction threatened</strong> </div><div><br />Oh, <em>please. </em></div><div><br />For another year, we’ve found ourselves in the awesome presence of the relentlessly righteous (just ask them), fierce and fearless defenders of something that doesn’t need defending. </div><div><br />Except, perhaps, from the likes of them. If anything threatens to kill Christmas, it’s these damn people. </div><div><br />This tiresome and obnoxious surge of Christmas fascism (in a rational world, that would be an oxymoron) is becoming something of a holiday tradition, and it’s one I’d personally like to see go the way of cigarette commercials and “<a href="http://mytwocents.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/little-drummer-boy.jpg">The Little Drummer Boy</a>.” </div><div><br />(Yes, I know “The Little Drummer Boy” is still around. But this is, after all, a season of hope.) </div><div><br />We’re now subjected yearly to a horde of humorless, clueless, forbearance-challenged Bible-clutchers who spend every December policing the culture to make sure the season conforms to their creed, and deno<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtIIDBWKx9ciYAKjqjvF5Qq27HY_dkP8dTANZdA6hnt6JwugcGu0amsgS4oFp5dq2DqEs40m3Ggas812G4j9afldiX5KyW1rFpUXlKFDxso0GnrFiUSYwU9o3uOst_QeA7V-REydLcABU/s1600-h/Grinch.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286812826584726370" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 269px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtIIDBWKx9ciYAKjqjvF5Qq27HY_dkP8dTANZdA6hnt6JwugcGu0amsgS4oFp5dq2DqEs40m3Ggas812G4j9afldiX5KyW1rFpUXlKFDxso0GnrFiUSYwU9o3uOst_QeA7V-REydLcABU/s320/Grinch.jpg" border="0" /></a>uncing as a “War on Christmas” anything and everything that doesn’t -- including harmlessly cheerful secular salutations that have been around for years. </div><div><br />Did you feel spiritually renewed by every dutiful “Merry Christmas” on the lips of store clerks? Or did you suspect some not-so-subtle bullying of, and by, the lords of commerce? </div><div><br />Surely that’s just what Jesus had in mind. </div><div><br />The scowling sanctimony of the spiritually superior has always been with us, and always will be. John the Baptist called them a “<a href="http://www.usccb.org/nab/bible/luke/luke3.htm">brood of vipers</a>,” those folks whose self-serving public piety is for the eyes and ears of other human beings. </div><div><br />Now they’ve taken to getting especially venomous in the holiday season, and accusing other people of stealing Christmas. </div><div><br />Nobody stole ours. If theirs is missing, the evidence points to an inside job.</div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-15844817455232099242008-11-21T13:58:00.000-08:002008-11-26T12:13:21.765-08:00Sonny Goes GreenIt seems Georgia Gov. <a href="http://gov.georgia.gov/02/gov/home/0,2218,78006749,00.html;jsessionid=A64D94AC654D9876CDFDBDFF83A827A3">Sonny Perdue</a> now fancies himself a champion of environmental preservation. No word yet on whether he and Al Gore are planning a spring tour.<br /><br />At a recent Republican Governors Association conference, Sonny fired a rhetorical shot at Florida, one of the states battling for rights to the waters of the Chattahoochee and Flint Rivers.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiB8rfHN6njALDHv890Cfsd5rzNxCa_4Q-dzG7SkcLWsuDf0Vk4DkyFemXnIZeZ8SmepvtNGva9O321g-Z935yHey0Q8WljkZplojb2ugNomW72Vg5fz4SEurGxz-EjpYVSlDtkG8SdsY/s1600-h/perdue.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271234834929339714" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 140px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiB8rfHN6njALDHv890Cfsd5rzNxCa_4Q-dzG7SkcLWsuDf0Vk4DkyFemXnIZeZ8SmepvtNGva9O321g-Z935yHey0Q8WljkZplojb2ugNomW72Vg5fz4SEurGxz-EjpYVSlDtkG8SdsY/s200/perdue.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />In Georgia, Perdue said, "you have a ... pristine undeveloped coastline with marshes there that people love to look out on. And then I come to Florida and I see the <a href="http://www.aniahomes.com/images1/MiamiBeach.jpg">developed coastline</a> all the way around from Jacksonville all the way up to Tallahassee, I really wonder how we can be preached at as Georgians over environmentalism and water."<br /><br />But wait – there’s more:<br /><br />"Utilizing the endangered species act as a weapon in this battle is somewhat disingenuous,” Perdue said. “We know what this is about; we know it’s about the bay and the quality of the bay and the oysters and that very powerful, very loud political constituency. Let's don't try to make it about a federal law that really it's not all about, about mussels or about sturgeons."<br /><br />At least we didn’t have to wait too long for the inevitable “mussels and sturgeons” shoe to drop.<br /><br />OK, time out. Let’s break some of this down.<br /><br />The governor’s contrast between Georgia’s coast and Florida’s is accurate – as far as it goes. For that matter, he could have taken the same shot at Alabama, the other principal combatant in this water war. Alabama’s beaches are far more beautiful than Georgia’s – whiter sand, clearer, bluer water. But before Hurricane Frederic finished pounding the <a href="http://www.visitusa.com/alabama/images/orangebeachpic.jpg">Gulf beaches</a> in 1979, Alabama was already pimping its coastline to high-density developers eager to bulldoze away modest beachfront houses and pack as many people and bucks into a wall of high-rises as they possibly could.<br /><br />If Georgia’s barrier islands have remained relatively unspoiled and unexploited, it’s quite possibly in spite of Sonny Perdue, not because of him.<br /><br />Documents and e-mails collected by <a href="http://morrisnewsservice.com/">Morris News Service</a> last summer, according to the <a href="http://chronicle.augusta.com/stories/070907/met_135173.shtml">Augusta Chronicle</a>, “show a governor's office at times intimately involved in the debate over legislation to extend the <a href="http://www.visitusa.com/georgia/images/jekyllbeachpic.jpg">Jekyll Island</a> Authority's lease in hopes of luring private developers,” and “point to ties between the governor's office and lobbyists for developers interested in Jekyll's profit-making potential.”<br /><br />Drafts of the authority’s plans, and memos of meetings between JIA officials and Perdue, go back as far as 2004, the Chronicle reported. Those records show, among other things, involvement by Perdue’s office in lobbying for federal legislation to remove some of Jekyll from federally protected status for barrier islands where the government does not underwrite flood insurance – a moot issue for undeveloped areas.<br /><br />So here’s what we have:<br /><br />We have Georgia’s governor accusing Florida of preaching “environmentalism” o<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-3VsZKWXFdkemdvC0pntkq8F6MMxjxds0OepMhtEbv-5vBT5HkJzLtPYJgzH2xVLt2nTUK9jgRay3rv5zs7o9YwygEDW-zqZoAJUxWjS0dcb1e9OXyimB1-95dC_CRQ88k7mQiZTujE/s1600-h/chatt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5271235048745700530" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 168px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-3VsZKWXFdkemdvC0pntkq8F6MMxjxds0OepMhtEbv-5vBT5HkJzLtPYJgzH2xVLt2nTUK9jgRay3rv5zs7o9YwygEDW-zqZoAJUxWjS0dcb1e9OXyimB1-95dC_CRQ88k7mQiZTujE/s200/chatt.jpg" border="0" /></a>ver an issue that is at least as much about economy as about ecology.<br /><br />We have the old “people versus mussels and sturgeon” bit, which was a lie from the get-go, is a lie now and will still be a lie the next few hundred times politicians toss it out for the consumption of the simpleminded.<br /><br />And we have the final, overarching irony: This fight over water with Florida and Alabama has never been about the needs of “Georgia”; it’s about the insatiable consumption of sprawling metro Atlanta – more specifically, the convenience and profits of . . . yep, you got it -- developers.<br /><br />As inspirational defenses of Mother Earth go, this one pretty much gets drowned out by bulldozers.<br /><br />***Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-64276581939746691162008-11-13T18:04:00.000-08:002008-11-13T18:14:27.827-08:00Ebbs and eddies<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Vocabulary update:<br /></strong></span>The political and social convictions of <a href="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=conservative&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=4&ct=title">conservatives</a> are “values.” The convictions of anybody who disagrees with them are “biases.”<br />Please make a note in your political glossary.<br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Spot the moron</strong></span><br />How can you pick out the slowest, stupidest customer with the biggest, most complicated order in any fast-food drive-thru line?<br />Easy. Look for the one right in front of me. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdo4yyHQhsvNJfCeyXHGgpv6zS8mzzk1BkrQ2QkzomZoHWTNO8Fbz2GU-fI2AIJdFftixJDG1R4HPzCl6iSCUVh5Vehd-ZHfAILD-BB2iYlT94IFS9lAKbV3N4IWKnGKDldrRhc56LhVw/s1600-h/Tide.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268330509253710498" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 132px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdo4yyHQhsvNJfCeyXHGgpv6zS8mzzk1BkrQ2QkzomZoHWTNO8Fbz2GU-fI2AIJdFftixJDG1R4HPzCl6iSCUVh5Vehd-ZHfAILD-BB2iYlT94IFS9lAKbV3N4IWKnGKDldrRhc56LhVw/s200/Tide.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />***<br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Red (state) elephants</span><br /></strong>Republicans are like <a href="http://blog.syracuse.com/orangefootball/2007/12/AlabamaFan.jpg">Alabama</a> fans. They never lost a game they weren’t cheated out of.<br />Of course, so far this season Alabama hasn't lost a game -- period. Meanwhile <a href="http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/aub-m-footbl-body.html">Auburn</a>, my team, bites the bag.<br />Let’s change the subject.<br /><br />***<br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">You’re breaking up</span></strong><br />Am I the only one who hates – I mean <em>hates</em> – <a href="http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2006/10/30/phone-aids-free-hands/">speaker phones</a>?<br />If I call you at a busy moment and you’re willing to talk to me while you multitask, OK. I appreciate your time.<br />If you call me, please do me the courtesy of picking up the damn receiver.<br />Of course, the minor irritant of a speaker phone is negligible compared to the monumentally infuriating experience of picking up to: “Please hold for Mr. Too Important To Be Bothered Dialing The Number Of An Insignificant Twit Like You.”<br />Please tell Mr. Too to . . . never mind.<br /><br />***Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-40947271390531373912008-10-27T18:59:00.000-07:002008-10-28T12:25:23.935-07:00Howling in a vacuumHello again. As Chief Broom says at the end of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”: I been away a long time.<br /><br />Actually, it h<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCbvu_gQ3G1MgUcSxj8h40qCgyNI36DpwfeTlg5n79od5-Dd5VozHQ6vLqf-kdvzu4xySnp7EhH66JdEMj6NxAvGpRYbQzYD9Kl6f-tOaVi40Ucfrc7yngOO_8raPO8w2cKspxzFfE1e8/s1600-h/kerry.jpg"></a>asn’t been all that long; I last checked in here not quite three weeks ago. That’s an eye blink in geologic time, but apparently forever in blog years.<br /><br />Mostly I’ve either been immersed in or desperately trying to avoid the elections.<br /><br />But something related to national elections in general -- though totally irrelevant to the 2008 elections in particular – came across my desk last week: a packet from an outfit called <a href="http://www.nationalpopularvote.com/">National Popular Vote</a>. It’s got a Web site and an impressive bipartisan roster of backers, and the general idea is that the <a href="http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/">Electoral College</a> system of electing presidents pretty much sucks.<br /><br /><br />The NPV folks make the point – and it’s a matter of historical record -- that there have been elections when the system put minority (as in votes, not race) candidates into office, and a couple of close calls when the holder of a substantial majority of popular votes could have lost by a narrow edge in a single significant state.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhF4VDenZIFx7Jg5OgTrvO0sNfZUrDenGZFNzOHEtN8qS97z8IfgoE6uri0CAosKRLC3D-gFhyVDYt-qz31BF5Gb29EnrtmWYi5u8qOW9kBOtiBPS1xqa8DZ7mV-UHnfbsbi3mOl-TNQ/s1600-h/Gore-Al-4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262020008081339410" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 165px; height: 320px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPhF4VDenZIFx7Jg5OgTrvO0sNfZUrDenGZFNzOHEtN8qS97z8IfgoE6uri0CAosKRLC3D-gFhyVDYt-qz31BF5Gb29EnrtmWYi5u8qOW9kBOtiBPS1xqa8DZ7mV-UHnfbsbi3mOl-TNQ/s320/Gore-Al-4.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />F’rinstance . . . Four times in 55 elections, most recently in 2000, winners of the popular vote lost the presidency. (Clearly there was more to <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/politics/news/postseries/goreprofiles/">Al Gore</a>’s loss than just the flaws in the Electoral College system, but that’s another story.)<br /><br /><br />In the most recent election, even though President Bush led by more than 3.5 million votes nationwide, a shift of just 60,000 of those votes would have elected John Kerry.<br /><br /><br />Those are rare and extreme scenarios, and you could make the case that even a tainted election, or a revival of Bubonic Plague, would have been preferable to the Bush presidency anyway. But that’s not really the point here.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbviapq9NwzvbVj2DkS9_vL4WACTeteWqoud0140VFncZTf8GfMpbLT6W_cGbP1HjfpWZPqnelDAkFKvcfdpiJF5Tif5tTQaWHzGiFTPF6joAcaw2h0W9K6tp-dzMzBLd4OJ0khOU_bIo/s1600-h/bush.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262020013286340658" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 210px; height: 320px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbviapq9NwzvbVj2DkS9_vL4WACTeteWqoud0140VFncZTf8GfMpbLT6W_cGbP1HjfpWZPqnelDAkFKvcfdpiJF5Tif5tTQaWHzGiFTPF6joAcaw2h0W9K6tp-dzMzBLd4OJ0khOU_bIo/s320/bush.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The more universal problem is that in an all-or-nothing system like the Electoral College, citizens on the losing side of even the slimmest popular vote margin are effectively disenfranchised.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Case in point: I currently vote in Alabama. My vote for Barack Obama will be the civic equivalent of howling in a vacuum, because Obama has about as much chance of winning a presidential race in Alabama as I would.<br /><br /><br />Yet even in Alabama, somewhere between 40 percent and not quite half of the people who go to the polls on Nov. 4 will pull the lever or touch the screen or punch out the chad for a guy who won’t take a single electoral vote in the state. Tens of thousands of people will make the purely ritual civic gesture of casting a Democratic presidential vote in a state 100 percent of whose electors will be Republican.<br /><br />The NPV folks are right. That sucks.<br /><br />The problem hits both ways, of course: A Republican in Massachusetts or Minnesota is just as homeless in most national elections as a Democrat in Alabama. And aside from the obvious unfairness of a system that leaves literally millions of Americans literally unrepresented in choosing the leader of the free world, it’s one hell of a deterrent to voting.<br /><br /><br />I’m not sure the NPV folks have the right idea, either; you can make that call for yourself. Their idea, as I understand it, goes something like this:<br /><br /><br />The Constitution gives states the power to decide how they allocate their electoral votes. Under the NPV formula, if enough people in a state go along, the state enters into agreement with other states to give all their electoral votes to whichever candidate wins the most popular votes nationwide, thereby ensuring that the winner of the popular vote wins the presidency.<br /><br /><br />Here’s the rub: The NPV plan is that the system would go into effect only if enough states with enough electoral votes to elect a president under the current system agree.<br /><br /><br />Got that? A proposal to change the current Electoral College system of electing presidents would depend on a majority of votes as apportioned by . . . the Electoral College.<br /><br /><br />Personally, I have my doubts. It’s still an all-or-nothing system, and the thought of all my state’s electoral votes going to whoever the rest of the country prefers doesn’t make me feel any less disenfranchised than what we have now. I still think a formula for proportional distribution of electoral votes could be workable.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77HgyU5sKY0dB6vNET4t4r8ed58mnUnaBgn44rbJScn4gb0C7W2DVGoDmqUcu8uB9TyU5XWslsLeNtrjcKCyIvv4i8sm9p3Cil_ryOQORa3j3kHmMJKj5n_z7VOmfIsp6FlByNsSqNdc/s1600-h/voter.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5262022971574250018" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 235px; height: 320px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg77HgyU5sKY0dB6vNET4t4r8ed58mnUnaBgn44rbJScn4gb0C7W2DVGoDmqUcu8uB9TyU5XWslsLeNtrjcKCyIvv4i8sm9p3Cil_ryOQORa3j3kHmMJKj5n_z7VOmfIsp6FlByNsSqNdc/s320/voter.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Meanwhile, I’ll just go to my local polling place – still the fire station, I think, unless they’ve changed it again without telling anybody, in which case some belligerent county bureaucrat will respond to any and all complaints by insisting with huffy righteousness that there was more than adequate notice and if a few hundred voters didn’t get the memo it was their own fault, etc. etc. etc. – and plug in a futile Democratic vote that goes round and round and round and comes out for McCain. While I’m at it, I might buy a lottery ticket, too.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Oh, wait – I still can’t do that in Alabama.<br /><br />*Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-46536982355061533002008-10-08T15:20:00.000-07:002008-10-08T15:28:25.680-07:00Hotel CaliforniaYou probably saw the story a couple of weeks ago about how celebrities (and let’s use that word guardedly) were already coming out (and let’s use that phrase guardedly) for their presidential candidates of choice.<br /><div><br />As a general rule, the political insights of movie stars or musicians or jocks don’t tend to be especially insightful, although there are of course exceptions; some are smarter and/or better informed than others, as is the case with the rest of us.</div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlM1yyl8qrF2WYj0qTjDB-N84nEjDg4rkkRyfyIEvmW95vC6UXJycS5G5izEHnQMrvsa6i4BNoaFYgdQbc2nyc5ilqq8rhoyfFIzkjQ1L0jIfZgjJ9zf1HGlyDxMWPjVLjA7w0w4ZgA_U/s1600-h/Goldberg-Whoopi.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254912370470068546" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlM1yyl8qrF2WYj0qTjDB-N84nEjDg4rkkRyfyIEvmW95vC6UXJycS5G5izEHnQMrvsa6i4BNoaFYgdQbc2nyc5ilqq8rhoyfFIzkjQ1L0jIfZgjJ9zf1HGlyDxMWPjVLjA7w0w4ZgA_U/s320/Goldberg-Whoopi.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Most of the time, Hollywood political endorsements come off as exercises in pure self-indulgent, self-important posturing, and when egos get in the way, that can backfire pretty loudly. Remember that <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/14/fundraiser.flap/">Kerry-Edwards fundraiser</a> back in 2004, with Whoopi Goldberg cracking lame sexual puns on the president’s name? Yee haw.</div><div><br />Do prominent people get more attention for their political stands than the rest of us? Yeah. Of course. But the effectiveness of those stands, at some basic level, should come down to whether or not these people know what the hell they’re talking about. The idea that someb<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGuW1FJhzVbtyhujgELT8ys4YsO4oqtEmOTpMqhGP3AjVOv1VCgcnihEWt_AguWa6mdnl4oGpRkE8c1q5KUCkRv4jl73GA-qXeNG7L16OK-_oGKzU0e6j_P9-Nn2Dl_RrAVEHM0iog988/s1600-h/Grammer-Kelsey.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254912133886478498" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGuW1FJhzVbtyhujgELT8ys4YsO4oqtEmOTpMqhGP3AjVOv1VCgcnihEWt_AguWa6mdnl4oGpRkE8c1q5KUCkRv4jl73GA-qXeNG7L16OK-_oGKzU0e6j_P9-Nn2Dl_RrAVEHM0iog988/s320/Grammer-Kelsey.jpg" border="0" /></a>ody has political acumen because he or she is pretty or can remember lines or plays a kickass guitar is as self-evidently stupid as the idea that somebody is a role model for your kids because he can take a running back’s head off.</div><div><br />If you vote for a Democrat because Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon tells you to, or for a Republican because Patricia Heaton or Kelsey Grammer tells you to, you are – not to put too fine a point on it – a complete cretin. Give your vote to somebody better equipped to use it responsibly. Like your dog. </div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>*** </div>Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-79134924573479668502008-10-01T15:13:00.000-07:002008-10-01T15:25:44.830-07:00The gorilla in the roomAs the U.S. economy seemed ready to go into full <a href="http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&q=economic+crisis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=1&ct=title">meltdown</a>, there was all the usual speculation and debate about causes, reactions, solutions and, of course, blame.<br /><br />But something has struck me as increasingly curious ever since this financial crisis began in earnest: The number of ways some have found to talk about this without ever mentioning pure, naked greed.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252312737385577314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhB1a3-hyXmgV49GAawD8HRfO8MV6vpYBX2ThaMLHcAq8w2WHF0bDtf3-KYxqdvoFJuXCXTf14cyXSP82ZFUd7BiPYeRHwqBXD1ap2scKgT-6DEofKOOKNCPHn8EVOXpRD2X62nXPwy6No/s320/CB-WallSt.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br />It’s the proverbial gorilla in the room, and yet some of our fellow Americans seem determined to come up with other explanations, <em>any</em> other explanations, except the silk-suited one dragging its hairy, ring-studded knuckles across the floor in front of us.<br /><br />It’s a classic <a href="http://pespmc1.vub.ac.be/occamraz.html">Occam’s razor</a> issue: The simplest and most obvious explanation is probably the right one. Money was there and now it’s gone. Tens of millions of people have less, and a supernaturally lucky few somehow have way, way more.<br /><br />It would be stupid to deny that plain bad judgment – some of it, surely, prompted by the best of intentions -- and simple economic bad luck are a big part of the problem.<br /><br />It’s even stupider to argue that some plain old-fashioned robber barons at the center of all this haven’t known <em>exactly</em> what they were doing.<br /><br />Like the drooling dimwits who claim people “blamed Bush for a hurricane” in deploring his clueless and callous incompetence after <a href="http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/2005/katrina.html">Katrina</a>, there will be those who insist that holding boardroom thieves accountable for this economic disaster is mere scapegoating. The inevitable sanctimonious protests of “class warfare!” will come echoing down from penthouses where there are those who want you to believe class wars can be waged, and economies looted, only from the bottom up.<br /><br />Wherever this economic crisis proves to be a matter of circumstance or of honest human misjudgment, let all thought of blame be dismissed as moot. Wherever human fingers have been gleefully dipped in the till of the American economy at our expense, let the owners of those fingers rot in prison and fry in hell.<br /><br />***Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2022989712273388423.post-86030399757415648102008-09-23T10:29:00.001-07:002008-10-31T13:02:50.235-07:00Couldn't watch<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4_ZVp1pQ6T53b_7qUy7fzoAsi8YRgl0tkPIHryGd7Eo1gYgfY2ncoTu17JwWEdoh9SBw-BAr8xvVBdY6tARS4dCNRHVMVOuSJHnPniI4YBa0bcqCCAK4fJYQNo_ykgqBAoeNc9vokMSk/s1600-h/Yankee23.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249270408781959810" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4_ZVp1pQ6T53b_7qUy7fzoAsi8YRgl0tkPIHryGd7Eo1gYgfY2ncoTu17JwWEdoh9SBw-BAr8xvVBdY6tARS4dCNRHVMVOuSJHnPniI4YBa0bcqCCAK4fJYQNo_ykgqBAoeNc9vokMSk/s200/Yankee23.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />It’s been reported that when Yankee Stadium was being built in 1922-23, the sounds of construction were clearly audible at the Polo Grounds, the National League Giants’ longtime home just across the Harlem River in upper Manhattan. It must have been a galling distraction to manager <a href="http://www.baseballlibrary.com/ballplayers/player.php?name=John_McGraw_1873">John McGraw</a>, who detested the American League in general, and Babe Ruth in particular.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Our family’s first real vacation came in the summer of 1964. There are lots of things about those three weeks to Canada and back I remember, but few more vividly than New York, and none more vividly than Yankee Stadium.<br /><br />We were staying at the Holiday Inn on 57th Street. When Dad came into the room and asked if we wanted to go see the Yankees that night, my brother and I did a whoop, and our mother probably did a silent sigh of relief. (Even midtown Manhattan would be relatively quiet with the two of us out of pocket for a few hours.) I did my best <a href="http://www.whiteyford.com/">Whitey Ford</a> windup, which I thought was pretty good until my smartass kid brother pointed out scornfully that Ford was a lefty.<br /><br />It would be the first major league game either of us ever saw in person, and the last until the Braves came to Atlanta a couple of years later. It was a doubleheader with the White Sox, and we sat down the third base line. The Yanks swept; Ford pitched the second game; Pepitone homered. Mantle, Maris, Kubek, Richardson all played. It was the last year of that great Yankee dynasty of the ‘50s and ‘60s; Bob Gibson and the Cards would stop them cold that October, and the Yankees wouldn’t make it back to the Series again until the mid-‘70s.<br /><br />When it was over, we walked past the outfield monuments to take the train back to Manhattan.<br /><br />***<br /><br />I should have watched Sunday night’s <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/tom_verducci/09/22/yankee.stadium.last.game/?eref=sircrc">farewell</a> to the Babe’s Cathedral, but I couldn’t – I just couldn’t.<br /><br />In a world that keeps changing and morphing and vanishing too damn fast, one of the few things that for me all but defined permanence – something that was there long before I was born and would surely be there long after I die -- has been Yankee Stadium.<br /><br />Wrong again.<br /><br />I know the old ball park has deteriorated; even the renovation that saved it once is now more than 30 years in the past, and a friend who saw a Yankees game there just a couple of years ago described it perfunctorily as “a dump.”<br /><br />There are no doubt a hundred perfectly logical and rational reasons why the Bronx’s most familiar and visible landmark since 1923 can’t be saved, and not one of them is good enough. All of them together wouldn’t be.<br /><br />I bet even McGraw is pissed.Dusty Nixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17207128073630560596noreply@blogger.com0